The white tech elite are at it again! Ballmer says exciting things and we still demand resignation! RIM disappoints yet again and less people care than last time! Cats jumping on keyboards! Decent microphones! Exclamation points!

It's mail day and Fredo and Victor have more uninformed opinions about Makerbot in response! Victor signs up for every social media site available, tries and then fails to encourage Fredo to join right behind him.

Makerbot turns to the dark side! Everybody rages over Apple Maps! RIM serenades developers! Developers ask RIM to please stop coming to their houses! Fredo! Victor! Hello Nerdy!

More Apple speculation, completely un called for Microsoft fanboyism an actually kind of boring This Week in RIM and a burger made out of pizzas.

In the saddest, most flaccid Apple Boners ever, Fish and Victor discuss the most boring keynote of all time and the ugliest iPods ever designed.

Also, cat talk!

This week the gang recaps the week's announcements from Amazon and Nokia and prepares for a massive Apple boner.

Exactly one day before all the cool stuff shows up, Fredo, Fish and Victor pick at whatever's left of the festering corpse of tech news. You can skip this one if you'd like.

This week Fredo, Fish and Victor Talk politics, yell at Samsung and contemplate switching to the premier social network for affluent white males.

Plus Archos!

This week Roof, Cory and Victor discuss tech news. It's great.