Look at all the ‘splosions! Also, is the puppy ok? If you’re gonna F us, there will be candles! I’m a bug, but I’m a man. I love you, but shut up! Do not gender my smurfs! Hey science? Yeah, science! With Heather Mahler and Josie DeJarnatt! Continue reading

Stinky Concert.  Height etiquette, Row 5’10”.  Everything is coming up Danielle!! Auntie Lynn.  Aqua Aqua.  We got movies for yaaa.  Ponch & Judy? Your ghost did this! It is all her fault cuz she has a vagina!  Find me the lucky ones.  Are you drunk enough to be funny? Continue reading

FanX 2017 recap!!!  Socially conscious and organized assholes.  Excuse me ma’am, have you heard of the Rockafellers? Because so have I.  Consent spoilers, please.  A little Flash talk. Continue reading

Special guests Kaliegh aka Miss Snikt and P.J. Guinto!  Maybe it was just a nightmare.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but maybe you need to get your eyes checked.  Treats from Canada, red berry bullshit and maple syrup.  I’m a womanizer, he’s a woman, we’re a womanizer.… Continue reading

FanX ticket give away, instructions are in this episode!!!!  Remember the pelvic wooo?!  You binge watch HARD!  It’s ok, it’s the south.  Traumatic movie description.  Tickling is not cute.  Switching opinions on the Switch. Continue reading

The mysteries of food delivery.  Hollywood handjob.  The Oscars talk!  Still nothing, thanks for the click!  Fake news.  Not a full twist, more like a head turn.  White Wall of China.  I clip the clips.  Not “The SHAQ”.  You wanna see god? Take this.  Steamy pile of bananas.  Go full… Continue reading

Gotta pay $5 like everyone else to hear my inside thoughts.  Red Lobster is onsie fancy.  He’s the complete package.  More like Sim-bae amirite?? He’s so good he’s almost not John Travolta.  If you’re gonna be offensive, at least be funny.  I feel like you should be more careful with… Continue reading

Slow dancing to Ja Rule.  Napping and Fapping.  Humans are the villains.  A lesson in Stockholm syndrome.  Intersectional gab.  So, Hydra is taking over.  Go see it if you’re into taxidermy.  Gaga for president!! Continue reading

The Gaga Bowl.  Processed movies.  Ricky saturation is a thing.  Creepy hot.  I know gambling!  His face looks good again.  Someday, Someday, Someday!!  It’s just a slider.  The ocean is gross.  Ghost shark!! Continue reading

People delivery bus.  Member when I was X-men?  One night gorilla stand.  Sick of all these muthafuckin skulls on this muthafuckin island!  That is not how math works.  This sequel didn’t happen.  Because we don’t learn from history.  Roman numerals are takin our jerbs. Continue reading