With special guest host Noelle Cummings! Great healthcare but shitty hearing! Two hats are better than one! No jerk! Glass structure Come roll the dice! You might be happy, you might get sad! No Lannisters here, only debts. I believe my house words are, “I will pay you Tuesday!” Remember… Continue reading

“Don’t be a Slapdick, Meatrock!” This week, due to summer schedules and technical issues, we revisit the infamous meatrock story. We’ll be back next week! Enjoy! Continue reading

Kristal and Charity are joined by their special guest Justine Starks! Permanent crafting.  Since before you had a butthole!  Don’t be an eggplant emoji.  Reduce your fractions.  Girl… I just finished it.  We’re not asking for this sequel.  Anti-Fas biker ladies!  How not to be an asshole.  How not to… Continue reading

It’s not sports, it’s E sports! It hurts to wake up! I ain’t going no where, bitches! I’m batman! She likes em a little softer, it’s fine! Which one is psych? Fine! Nobody wants to see my movie! We’re just excited, never mind the name. What’s this asshole been doing… Continue reading

It’s a thwack! Chris Pine, the gateway bro. A lukewarm 45.  Uncle Ben!? Oh. Oh… OMG stop crying about your dad! DYOD. Continue reading

The spooky mist.  That’s not the important part!!  They don’t deserve Netflix.  Mr. Carmike is not.  More of those, I guess.  I am not a bat boy I am a bat MAN!  No, I just had that thought, but didn’t do it.  Well, that’s subjective.  Get the slurp slurps. Order… Continue reading

Hey Rebecca, tell us about your weiners! Do they know?!  Wonder Woman mansplaining.  Like most movies?  Even underwater uses the metric system!!! It’s not an escape house, it’s called a crack house.  GUSHING OVER GLOW!!  Don’t go outside. Continue reading

We will be recording a new episode tomorrow, July 5th! Stay tuned! Continue reading

So I went and got drunk some elsewhere!  Like a shitty M&M.  Sony and Marvel DTR.  Knights of the Transforming table.  Kristal’s cry-o-meter.  How precious!! Coming soon to Netflix.  Hopefully Nintendo.  Warthortle.  Give that man a star! Continue reading

Recorded at Watchtower Cafe! The internet is sick.  Scary, screamy heads.  I nerded, I’m sorry.  More E3.  Florida isn’t hell??  Local weather broadcast.  Friendly friend guest hellos! Continue reading