Hellovision!

It's that time of year again, folks! Fall TV seasons is here and Chris and Casey do the news without Shiggins who is busy writing a fancy essay (or just connecting conspiracy theories in secret!). Topics include the VMAs, James Carville pushing whiskey, and they actually talk about some sports.

Then the boys are joined by Hollywood hot shot, Dana Wickens (also the third girl on the show ever!) to discuss all the new Fall TV shows and pass early judgment on what looks good, what looks terrible and what we're excited to see return. It's in depth criticism at its finest!

Chris returns from vacation! Baby Snooki! Flight! Shiggins hates TV (now get back in your cage!)! Burn Notice Finally! Greased Lightning! Go On! Everybody Hated Chris! And Grimm! And…Womanhood.

It's time for another minisode with Shiggins and returning guest host Chris Sampson to discuss the "hit" ABC Family show "Bunheads!" Chris is calling from Skype and cuts in and out like crazy and the show is generally of poor audio quality! Anyways, Casey kinda liked it but wants more Alan Ruck, and Shawn and Chris are 100% on board and disagree with Casey's Emma Stone comparison!

And seriously, Chris sounds rough. Bear with it. This is a minisode for a reason!

In a slightly poorly recorded edition of Hellovision, Chris is on vacation and is replaced by Chris Sampson of Enjoy Your Day infamy! We discuss the Olympics again, Chris imagines a more ridiculous way to play Water Polo, Hand Ball is confusing, NBC is a horrible network and Casey has a hard time with the musical guest's name and is sitting in a creaky chair!

In the second half, harrowing tales of Rollerbladers and the art of the segue is not lost as the guys discuss motorcycles, how Breaking Bad is going off the rails (HA!), how The Newsroom is not worthy of HBO, and Arli$$ is still a dumb show.

The boys are back and discuss news, the Olympics, and come to the conclusion that streaming original tv shows are pretty terrible. Shocker!

Casey starts some beef with Huffington Post's shitty TV reviewers and defends The Newsroom, Dish Network is being stubborn, the guys lament lack of choice, the return of "What Are You Watching?", an experiment in web TV series, and we propose a live viewing party for the SURE TO BE HUGE HIT, "ANGER MANAGEMENT!"

Compliments! Talk of Dragons and Games regarding Thrones! Hatfields and McCoys! Favorite TV Dads! Anthony Bourdain! And MAJOR MAD MEN SPOILERS!

Need we say more?

Episode 50 is finally here and BOY OH BOY, DID WE NOT PREPARE!

Talk of some TV, what we SHOULD HAVE DONE for this anniversary episode, lot of personal talk, we try and choose the 2011-2012 TV Season All Stars, and to celebrate, A BLOOPER REEL! Trust us folks, we'll make up for this one in the next 50 episodes.

Join us for an episode in which we discuss news, flaming Dr. Pepper's, the viability of replacing cable with streaming services, whether it's better to binge on tv shows or enjoy them slowly like a fine wine, Casey and Shiggins feel smarter for watching The West Wing, and Chris has a daunting date with Daria!

Casey sits this one out to let Shiggins, Chris and returning guest Russ Seyfert to discuss the merits of The Voice, Casey's crush on Abbey Elliot, Russ asks the tough questions regarding whether or not Aimee Teegarden can even act, more talk of Downton Abbey, and a rundown of the new Sherlock Holmes based show "Elementary" which sounds terrible!

Later on, the boys ask Russ, "What Are You Watching?!" with discussion of Justified, Luck, Shiggins compares David Milch to The Clash (which surprisingly works!). Finally, OSCAR TALK! Barbs against Billy Crystal, nobody saw The Artist, and The Muppets are still charming! Also, BLACK FACE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!