Hellovision!

Extry, Extry, hear all about: Skins! The end of Rescue Me! 12-year-old people! Being Human! The Comcast/NBC merger! Regis' dwindling days on TV! Developments on the Office! Larry Sanders! And much more!

...like The Cape! A song by Cut Copy! A second half dedicated to The Golden Globes! A very special tribute to America. (One of these things is made up).

On a super extra special episode, the boys discuss television--Terra Nova, that Island Hospital Show starring Matt Saracen, The Kennedys--and catch a bit of Bieber Fever. In the second half, they mull over new and returning Showtime shows like Episodes, Shameless, and Californication, one of which no one is impressed with (can you guess which one?). Bob's Burgers gets the Hellovision! seal of approval and we all hope that Lights Out won't get canceled.

It's a new year with new catchphrases! The boys ring in the new year with some news, Casey is sick of shit, Shiggins and Chris regale about their misadventures in New York, and Pepsi is worse than Coke, while both lose out to Dr. Pepper. Also, Roku boxes are neato.

Then another installment of "What Are You Watching?" where everybody is catching up on stuff through various forms of media, Chris doesn't get Katey Sagal, Shiggins watched a lot of Party Down instead of sleeping, and Casey likes Baseball, and kinda likes Smallville.

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A special minisode to replace the lack of a new episode! Casey thanks friends, family, cohosts and rivals while wishing in 2011 and saying goodbye to 2010!

This week we present Hellovision: RAW and UNCUT! No editing, no cleaning up of awkward silences, no breaks (excpet for music!). It's just us and the microphones and your ears and ear listening devices!

We discuss the news, some awkward Dexter news, Golden Globe nominations and predictions, FOX is still dumb and shouldn't have canceled 24, Shiggins laments Lone Star's demise (again) and more!

In the second portion, we hand pick the honor roll when it comes to the mid season report cards and figure out what shows so far have had great seasons, and what shows we're excited to have come back in the first half of 2011! To the Cloud!

On a very, super special episode, the boys gather together with returning guest host Chris Sampson to go over some news, what they've missed over the past few weeks, Shoot the Shiz, and discover they like The Good Wife?!

THEN! The return of the theme song showdown! Each host picks their favorite tv themes. 12 songs enter, one will win with shocking results! In a twist, they also choose a nominee for worst song and the winner may shock you! Plus, the boys are floored by the discovery that Jenna Van Oy is still kicking, California Dreams is just an affront to people, and a contest to win a video game!

On yet another very special episode of Hellovision! the boys are joined by friend of the show Russell Seyfert, who drops by to chat cable movies, Nona F. Mecklenberg, and Saw. He also asks a question that has befuddled the world's greatest minds for centuries: what is exactly is an Ashley Tisdale? While discussing Conan's first guests we all learn that Casey harbors a secret love for Jack Nicholas and the cast of the Fat Albert: The Movie. Patton Oswalt's new show comes up for discussion and the prognosis is not good.

In the second half they discuss, argue, and ridicule an absurd and misguided list of 100 favorite TV moments printed by EGG magazine in the halcyon days of 1991. Deciding that the list is incomplete, they add some moments of their own including the first moonlanding, snookie getting punched, and the premiere of Arli$$.

This week on Baby Animal Jamborie...oh wait, I mean Hellovision, the boys discuss the passing of beloved TV dad Tom Bosley, What the hell is "Bob's Burgers?", Casey isn't a fan of Mythbusters nor our President blowing stuff up, a mini "Cranky Old Casey" segment, Twitter based TV shows are out of control, Napoleon Dynamite returns when the country needs him most, and the boys vow to create the next big tv show, starting with a pitch for The Family Circus.

In the second half, the boys debate whether filming TV with a live audience is better or worse than flming it beforehand, reveal how awkward a laugh track can be when it is added or removed from a show, and discuss whether 30 Rock pulled off a solid "live" episode last week, and are shocked that the west coast apparently doesn't care about Matt Damon. Also, a request for the listeners!

On this week's thrilling episode, returning guest and Friend of the Show Shawn Callan stops by, Glee is bigger than the Beatles thus bigger than Jesus, Casey confuses Ryan Seacrest and Ryan Stiles, what if Justin Bieber is a horrible prankster, and the premiere of "Shows We Don't Watch with Shawn Callan."

Later on, we have another edition of "Shootin' The Shiz" where Shiggz and Griz debate baby pandas vs. baby otters while Casey loses it for the second week in a row. Then we tackle the hot topic of whether or not spoilers we care about spoilers and figure out how long is long enough before you can talk about spoilers on shows. THIS IS A GOOD ONE PEOPLE!

The boys are back albeit a bit rusty! The return of the news, our DVRs are bursting at the seams, RIP NBC Head Douche Jeff Zucker, Casey discovers some changes on IMDB, Lone Star ratings woes, and the boys discuss what their favorite new pilots were their favorite.

In the second half, to celebrate the 36th season premiere of Saturday Night Live, the guys pick their choices for the SNL Dream Cast Fantasy Draft! Meanwhile, Casey loses it thanks to Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Jon Hamm is handsome, and we have our first contest!