Help Machine Ranch Road

By The Help Machine

Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development!

Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main po... more

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How many episodes does Help Machine Ranch Road have?

The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.

Help Machine Ranch Road episodes:

September 28, 2026 #35 - Trauma and Forgiveness
We're sorry..............................sorry.....................................................................................

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Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 17min
September 28, 2026 #31 Spocks Emotional Damage
HELP! the vulcans are very emotional and need the help machine! the SPACE HELP MACHINE!

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 26min
September 28, 2026 #30 - The Broken Family Projector
Tony soprano is a real projector objector, but lets see if the help machine can offer him any assistance after he assaulted his own therapist.

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2h 36min
September 28, 2026 #29 - Yoda Don't Text and Walk
This week we learn how to use the force!.. I mean we learn why we shouldn't text and walk at the same time.

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor

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2h 53min
September 28, 2026 #28 Sleeping Is Bad For Your Health
This week we learn the dangers of sleeping and why sleeping is in no way beneficial at all to your health.

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2h 7min
September 28, 2026 #27 - Angery
Your making me mad! Shut up and move along. Don't read this description.

Seriously…… QUIT reading this. stop!

go away!

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1h 41min
September 28, 2026 #26 Meditation Nation
This week we learn that Kermit the frog does not like the smell of bacon. We also learn how to calm our mind so that you don't become a raging alcoholic like Jim Henson!

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 8min
September 28, 2026 #25 - ...D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N...
Horace was too depressed to host this weeks show but luckily Jason (your long-time pal and friend) volunteered to man the help machine!

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor

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2h 14min
September 27, 2026 #24 - Anxiety Simulator 5000
Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 whole pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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3h 15min
September 27, 2026 #23 - I Did Nothing Wrong!
This week on the ranch we get stuck in traffic and learn the single biggest reason people stay stuck in life....Traffic!

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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3h 18min

FAQs about Help Machine Ranch Road:

How many episodes does Help Machine Ranch Road have?

The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.