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Help Machine Ranch Road
Help Machine Ranch Road episodes
- #35 - Trauma and ForgivenessWe're sorry..............................sorry.....................................................................................
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sorry..................................................................................................................................sorry
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 17 min - #31 Spocks Emotional DamageHELP! the vulcans are very emotional and need the help machine! the SPACE HELP MACHINE!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 26 min - #30 - The Broken Family ProjectorTony soprano is a real projector objector, but lets see if the help machine can offer him any assistance after he assaulted his own therapist.
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 36 min - #29 - Yoda Don't Text and WalkThis week we learn how to use the force!.. I mean we learn why we shouldn't text and walk at the same time.
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 53 min - #28 Sleeping Is Bad For Your HealthThis week we learn the dangers of sleeping and why sleeping is in no way beneficial at all to your health.
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 7 min - #27 - AngeryYour making me mad! Shut up and move along. Don't read this description.
Seriously…… QUIT reading this. stop!
go away!
This episode includes AI-generated content.1 hr 41 min - #26 Meditation NationThis week we learn that Kermit the frog does not like the smell of bacon. We also learn how to calm our mind so that you don't become a raging alcoholic like Jim Henson!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 8 min - #25 - ...D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N...Horace was too depressed to host this weeks show but luckily Jason (your long-time pal and friend) volunteered to man the help machine!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor
This episode includes AI-generated content.2 hr 14 min - #24 - Anxiety Simulator 5000Remove your headphones and lets freak out! This week were drinking 4 whole pots of coffee while we learn to fix our anxiety with the soothing sounds of car alarms and fox news alerts.
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
This episode includes AI-generated content.3 hr 15 min - #23 - I Did Nothing Wrong!This week on the ranch we get stuck in traffic and learn the single biggest reason people stay stuck in life....Traffic!
Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
This episode includes AI-generated content.3 hr 18 min
About Help Machine Ranch Road
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Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development!
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main…
Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main…
point in personal development but structured in a relatable, comedic and avant-garde way. you have to hear it to believe it!
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*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*
💪Support The Show AND get merch💪
MERCH - https://the-help-machine.printful.me
*This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical, mental health, financial, or legal advice. Always consult a qualified professional for guidance specific to your situation.*