Help! With Nolan... Ft. Candice

We break the record for the amount of people ever on the podcast. We also break the record for the amount of times blown out in one podcast episode. Whoops. Sorry not sorry.

Candice gets beefy with the Kool-Aid Man. Enough said.

A year ago today Help! was violently brought into the world. Therefore today it's a man. Listen in to find out how manly it can be. Candice is a man.

Candice needs to pee. Nothing else of importance happens this episode.

As the clock ticks towards our inevitable doom’s Candice has escaped yet another year of the Grimm Reaper. That’s right, it’s her birthday. Fourteen years ago today the worlds largest annoyance popped out into this world and today is the day that her only two friends to remember celebrate it. 

Nolan shoves a candy cane in Candace's mouth. She hated it.

Candace becomes a professional police profiler. 

Nolan proves why people who like Halloween are superior. 

Listen in to hear a white person eat an egg.

Candice is training to be an international spy. Spoiler: She failed.