Helpful Snowman Radio

Be like me for a mere 600 dollars!

But not as quickly as my self-respect.

Ol’ Boris knows how to spin a bandage.

I believe it! And I was right to do so!

Welcome to the murder scene. Of comics. Also, Steve Ditko’s pretty strong stance against awards.

REACHER, WATCH OUT!

Who would’ve thought carnies would be so wholesome? Not Katherine Dunn in her novel Geek Love, that’s for sure. That family was NOT wholesome in the least, though still an enjoyable literary experience. Pretty different from The Carnies published by Archie Comics, but this is why libraries have lots of shelves, people: So we can all enjoy our preferred flavor of carnie stories.

Fighting the reddest menace of them all on the moons of Jupiter? I must admit, there’s innovation here.

I was called the Boogieman at a wedding once because of my sweet dance moves.

See, you start a podcast so you can say complete nonsense, but it’s on the internet now, and in order to stop you, someone would need to start a competing podcast. Frankly, someone starting a podcast that competes with this one is my last and only hope for getting some recognition.

We definitely take a walk, and I suppose it could be called mysterious, although Vampirella doesn’t leave much to the imagination, if you get me, boys! Eh? Ah? Boys, she wears a thong, boys. Boys.