Jobs. We all need em. We allllllllll need em.

We have newlyweds, so of course we have a newlywed game. Women overboard, dirty dishes, and spaceships.

The thrilling conclusion in which the arkade is saved!

A brief introduction to the Arkade!

I went to Tennessee one time. There was Ripley, necessary pizza, Dolly, and lotsa other shit.

Try this one on for size. And then return it to Target. Target takes old underwear back. And then tapes the package closed and tries to re-sell it. And then, when you accidentally buy that box, YOU have to return… Continue Reading →

Another episode in the car. I just can’t stop driving. And having stuff put into my butt. What a banner year for the show.

Is anyone reading this part? Is anyone seeing the album art I work so hard on? Is anyone anything?

After last week’s cliffdangler, find out how my colonoscopy went. Hello? Can anyone hear me? Is anyone listening to this?

The colonoscopy prepisode! Pour yourself a glass of Colyte and come along with me on a fantastic voyage of the mind. And butt.