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You guys asked me so many amazing questions, and of course with good questions comes even better answers. I got hella stories in here for you, but it doesn't end here. If I didn't get to your question, there will be a part two next week! Also, all I'm going to say is, Gavin Degraw. Happy Monday!

Just little ole me talking about random things that make me extra happy to be alive. A daily dose of positivity in such a fucked up and negative world. Hope it makes you smile :) 

Welcome to my life...literally this time. I have two of my brothers on the episode and we talk about all sorts of life stuff. Oh, also did I mention they rap and I beatbox? No. Well, now you know, and do whatever you would like with that information. Anyways, let me know what you think of having more than just boring ole me on here. L8r skater. 

This episode is special, because it is brought to you by insomnia! Yes, this was filmed at 3:30 in the morning, and no I am not okay. But actually, who has ever lucid dreamed before? I have, and I wanted to tell you guys about it! Also, if anyone actually reads the description, send me the secret code word. It's casserole. Alright, enjoy dudes :)

This episode is definitely a tougher episode for me to put out, but i'm trying this new thing where I don't fake my feelings to make myself look better. Its basically Jordyn being raw and human. Life is hard, and it isn't all sunshine and rainbows all of the time! Of course, it wouldn't be an episode without a few dumb stories, so let me tell you about where little Jordyn thought she would be as an adult! Also, fuck Sea World :) 

One of my favorite episodes so far! Please tell me you are also as scared of the Polar Express. Also, let me know why it is I am so afraid of hairy men. Love you lots!

No cats were harmed in the making of this podcast nor in the mini story time! For visual purposes I also would like to mention that I made this episode sitting by a fake fireplace, so the mood is set.  Almost like we are on a date ;) ! I also want to say, I know I am not perfect, and I am going to make mistakes. If anything about these podcasts make you upset, I am truly so sorry from the bottom of my heart! All I can do is learn to be better :) other than that please enjoy this shit out of this weeks! Keep letting me know what you think xoxo

If you were to ask me why I talked about hamburgers so much, or why I decided to go off about Jenny Humphrey, I wouldn't have an answer for you. I guess I just needed to vent about both. Anyways, here is me probably exposing way to much about myself and making a trillion mistakes for your pure entertainment. I hope you enjoy, and please let me know what you think! My Instagram is @jordynvalencourt. Happy listening!

Get ready for what I would consider to be the charcuterie board of podcasts. A little bit of meat, some crackers, fruits, and a whole lot of cheese! Listen or don't, I will understand either way :)