This week, Christian and Emily discuss love and Aunt Tifa, and Christian issues Emily a public apology. Then, as a special treat for Valentine’s Day, they play The Newlywed Game to figure out who knows who the best!

This week……….CHRISTIAN GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL!!! After speculating which teams were playing in the Super Bowl (they never cared to look it up before recording this episode), Christian and Emily discuss all things law school from cold calls to targeted Bar-prep advertisements.

This week, Christian and Emily discuss picnics, GameStop, and elementary school student council fashion. Then, they take an abridged Myers-Briggs personality test so that a voice other than theirs can remind the general population that they have big, big brains and dislike talking to other people!

This week, Christian and Emily decided not to pick a topic and instead made the conscious choice to talk about whatever the fuck they want! Over the course of this episode, they navigate their way through about 1000 separate topics including kinks, surgery, and QAnon fanfiction.

This week, Christian and Emily discuss cyberbullying, the impeachment, and who out of their friend group is the least approachable. Then, in another desperate attempt to cling to the past, they reminisce about what life was like when they could still go to concerts! They talk about their first concerts, their favorite concerts, and Christian finally reveals and explains the McDonald’s v. MegaBus incident of 2017.

This week, Christian and Emily discuss last week’s political insurrection and decide that the only way to get through this year is to focus our attention on another one: 2010! Continuing their series of being so sick and tired of having to live through major historical events that they shift gears to different realities entirely, they reminisce on their respective 2010s and the major events of that year. Most importantly: the premiere of Victorious, the debut of Lady Gaga’s famous meat dress, and the inception Christian’s youth group involvement.

In our first episode of 2021, Christian and Emily discuss being censored on Facebook, express their opinions about the (disappointing and frustrating) premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13, and vent about the gays partying in Puerto Vallarta. Then, they make good on their New Years’ Resolution and do a bit of couples’ therapy (thank you, Internet)!

This week, Christian and Emily discuss ‘excuse me, i love you,’ Michelle Obama, and the status of Christian’s law school applications. Then, they try to unpack everything that happened in 2020–a year that went on for way too long. From Love is Blind and Tiger King to Coronavirus and the Election, it was truly the year that wouldn’t relent no matter how hard we begged it to. Luckily for you, 2020 was also the year we decided to deliver you this podcast. So, at least it wasn’t ALL bad, right?……..right?

Hey sis, it's Fleece-mas! To celebrate, Christian and Emily welcome Carly Neducsin to the Pod for their First Annual Christmas Special! They discuss their least favorite Christmas gifts and deliberate which one of Santa’s reindeer is the thicc-est, then they cozy-up to the fire for some Christmas-themed Mad Libs and Dirty Charades!