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*Trigger warning*

 

Welcome to ep two of Dirember and my look at Black Christmas 2019.

This isn't a review but more of a look at this black hole we call society.

 

So strap yourself in this is a triple barrel shotgun blast to the face.

 

*I'm sorry if you're offended*

Welcome to episode one of Dirember which is my look at dire festive movies. First up is Christmas with the Kranks maybe JLC's most scariest movie.

 

When a yuppie wants to cancel Christmas after finding out he spends over $6K every year.

Things go from bad to worse as the head of HOA gets wind of this plan and forces them to put up a 7 foot plastic Snowman.

 

Yeah it's that stupid.

 

 

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Welcome to the wrap up episode of No Nightmare Nov. Which is my look at non ANOES movies starring Robert Englund.

 

For this one I've dug deep into Englund's movie career and found this joint Spanish/British comedy horror starring another horror icon Doug Bradley.

 

A young woman has her tongue turned into an alien maneater by space spawn.

Can her boyfriend and a mute nun help save the world?

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Welcome to week three of No Nightmare Nov. Which is my look at non Freddy movies starring Robert Englund.

 

This week I look at his second movie as director Killer Pad.

 

Can three idiot former frat boys survive a house party from Hell after they rent a house from a She Devil realtor?

 

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Welcome to week 2 of No Nightmare November. Which is my look at Robert Englund movies that aren't Freddy movies.

 

In this movie, can an internet meme turned movie be any good?

When a teen girl and her boyfriend unleash a creature that feeds on fear can it be stopped before it drags them into to shadow world?

 

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Welcome to episode of what I am calling No Nightmare November. Which is Robert Englund starring/directed movies that aren't A Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

 

First up is Englund's  directorial debut in 976 EVIL.

Starring Stephen Geoffreys as an unlikable teen that has a hotline to Hell.

 

He finds out he then has demonic powers so takes revenge on his bullies.

 

Can he be stopped or will collect his soul?

 

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Welcome to my 6th year anniversary podcast as I look at Ghostbusters 2016.

I'm not going to the ghostly streets of NY alone oh no I have a guest Martyn from the Bad Wilf podcast.

 

We discuss the movies, video game and more.

 

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Welcome to Here's Johnny's Reviews and part 4 of One Off October as I look at Nine Lives starring Paris Hilton.

 

Can a group of twenty somethings survive the weekend at a Scottish Manor house when something is after them killing them off one by one?

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Welcome to part 3 of One Off October which is my look at movies that never got a sequel. Tonight's movie is They from 2002.

 

"Brought" to us by Wes Craven this is the story of a young woman dealing with childhood trauma and the death of her childhood friend.

However is something in the dark after her? Find out here!

 

 

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Welcome to the second movie in One Off October, which is movies that never got a sequel, with my look at the little known 1991 movie Popcorn.

 

When her local college throws an all night movie-a-thon a "teen" must survive the night once she finds out the man of her nightmares is real!

Can she do so?

 

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Fun game every time I mention a movie, actor, movie character or tv show take a drink.

 

 

*during this you might hear Police, Fire or Ambulances this is due to The Batman being filmed in my city sorry*