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Welcome to what I'm calling One Off October. Which are movies that never got a sequel.

First up I'm looking at The Others from 2001 starring Nicole Kidman.

 

Can a frazzled mother save her two sickly kids from the ghosts in their manor house? 

 

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The next time you hear a thing go bump in the night. Ask yourself are you haunting you or are YOU haunting them?

Welcome to the wrap up to Not So Super September as I look at Constantine from 2005.

 

Can an exorcist with the help of a psychic cop stop the Devil's son and a pissed off archangel from taking over the Earth?

 

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Welcome to part 3 of Not So Super Sept. With my look at The Rocketeer from 1991.

 

When a young pilot finds a rocket powered jet pack he gets mixed up with gangster, the FBI and a Nazi spy. Can he save his girl and the day?

 

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Welcome to episode two of Not So Super September as I look at Green Hornet starring/written/produced by Seth Rogen.

 

This is based on the 60s tv show about a rich playboy and his butler becoming crimefighters.

 

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Welcome to what I'm calling Not So Super September as I look at failed superhero movies.

 

To kick things off I'm covering the bomb that is The Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds (pre-Deadpool) and THAT ridiculous CGI suit.

 

Can a cocky flyboy who has been given the powers of a Greem Lantern save the Earth from an intergalactic force? Find out here!

 

 

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Welcome to the wrap-up episode of Animal Attack August as I look at Asylum's 2 Headed Shark Attack.

 

I'm not heading to the atoll of z-movie Hell oh no I have a guest Jason from Direct to VHS Pod.

 

So come as we try and make head, or should that be heads?, and tail of this movie.

About a 2 Headed Great White shark killing "teens" during a field trip.

 

 

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Welcome to part 3 of Animal Attack August where I look at the worse of the worst b to z movies I can find.

 

Tonight I have a doozy for you Mega Piranha starring Tiffany from wait for this Asylum Pictures. Yeah, it's that bad.

 

When a power-mad dictator uses the escape of genetically altered piranha in order to take over the US.

It's down a merc, a genetic scientist, and her assistant to stop these ever-growing killer fish.

Yes, it's that dumb!

 

 

 

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*run just as fast you can, trying to get away from this!*

Welcome to part 2 of Animal Attack August as I look at the worse of the worse movies I can find. Tonight's movie is Sand Sharks starring Brooke Hogan as the world's greatest shark expert, yeah it's that dumb, she's on the hunt for a family of killer sharks tormenting a small fishing town.

 

Sound familiar? Well, it gets worse the shark LIVE in the sand NOT the sea!

Yeah, it's beyond stupid.

 

 

Look just enjoy

 

 

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Welcome to Animal Attack August where I look at the worst of the worse B to Z movies I can find.

 

Tonight's podcast is Sharktopus from Roger Corman and starring B Movie King Eric Roberts.

 

When a mad genetic scientist mixes a shark with an octopus all Hell breaks loose when it escapes. Can a merc and the scientist's daughter stop the ultimate killing machine?

 

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Welcome to the wrap of not only Gay American Pie in July but The Summer Of Same-Sex. As I look at Eating Out 5 Open Weekend. The final, to date, Eating Out movie.

 

Its months after the events of part 4 and Zack's and Benji's relationship is on the rocks so they think a weekend away at a Palm Springs gay hotel will fix it.

Too bad his ex Casey is also there with his new fag hag Penny. Casey wants Zack back. Penny wants to lose her V card so all in all an eventful weekend.

 

 

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