It's either a Heineken commercial or a UEFA Champions League commercial. I can't find it anywhere.  This is my description of it.  

The year is 2019.  It's weirder to not slide into someone's DMs, than it is to actually slide on into someone's DMS.

0:00 Intro 

0:40 Snowpocalypse 

9:00 Greek yogurt 

A 31 year old man, an amber tint to his beard, walked into the elevator. The rest is history. 

Wait... it is really, really good. 

There I was, at the checkout counter of my local Shell gas station. In my left hand, 80mg of naturally occurring caffeine (yerba mate), and in my right, 36 inches of off-brand Laffy Taffy.  Everyone, it was 8:00 PM on a Wednesday night. 

I need some cheetah print sheets... maybe a silk shirt too. 

Shortest episode yet (I think), but this was one of the longer ones in terms of recording time... but may have been the most fun to create!  Enjoy! 

Here's my takeaways and thoughts. 

This is a story of the journey to an industry party.