I always thought that the skills behind a Weber BBQ came once you had a couple of kids or put a down payment on a house. I can confidently say that's not the case. It takes legitimate practice and a dedication to the craft to be nice behind those coarse grill grates. I'm going to strive to be considered a legitimate candidate for the person who is responsible for the ribs at neighborhood potlucks, but when it all comes down to it, as long as I am getting somewhat consistent reps on my own Weber, that's fine with me.

I break down the real hero of the Incredibles and then I jump into a pizza/cheese wormhole, ultimately coming back with some pro tips and revelations. Happy Monday!

I love the show Survivor, but it needs some updating. What if instead of average people being on it, we had Instagram Influencers on...? Boom- every 11-year-old who follows Jake and Logan Paul would be tuning in. Here's the catch: when you get voted off, you don't have to leave, you get your social media accounts deleted instead. Such drama!

Big dangers in today's world are cybersecurity and having to guard an elite ball handler in isolation with someone filming. Back in the 20s-30s, all we had to worry about was pianos and anvils falling on our heads. Not to mention the occasional stick of dynamite. I wish I had those issues. The good ole days.

Recycling has gotten too complicated for me recently. The other day I went to dispose of some stuff, but it took me 15-minutes to do so because there are so many different bins to put each item in. What's worse is that I feel like I'm committing a real crime when I don't recycle because people will go out of their way to let me know what I did was wrong.

There are people who get up early and get a dozen bagels for their loved ones before their loved ones wake up. There are also people who get up and get plain bagels and plain cream cheese for their loved ones before they wake up. Chop it up how you want it, but there is a very fine line between good and bad with this scenario.

Why don't we ask this question more often? Millions of children across the US eat these in bulk every October 31st yet if this question pops up in Jeopardy, no one would have any clue as to what a Butterfinger really is. Butterfingers aren't good.

For this episode of the Monday Morning Commute, I break down a recent jazz festival and how La La Land romanticized that world for me. I then discuss why there is no reason to print jokes on popsicle sticks anymore.

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Here's my thing: it is so funny how polarizing of a debate this is... but the way I see it, Travis Scott is undeniably gorgeous. Just watch his interview with Nardwuar, you'll know what I mean. I think the people who don't think he is good looking are the same ones who agree that Blake Shelton was actually the sexiest man alive in 2017. Come on.