Here's my thing: the only cool thing about Quinoa is it's name

Here's my thing: I think it's time for pillow talk. Don't you?

Here's my thing: we are missing the main point of the world cup. The MO isn't to win it all. The MO is to play as many games as possible to maximize air time so you can show off your awesome hair.

Here's my thing: fair warning, I do a terrible French accent towards the end. Rataouille is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Here's my thing: Celery isn't a vegetable, it's a vehicle.

Here's my thing:

1) Delivery Pizza

2) Me Day

Here's my thing: when am I supposed to start hoarding coffee cups? I know it's coming , I just don't know when to start. Please help.

Here's my thing: Buffet etiquette is very easy to abide by. You either ball out, or you get an iced tea and don't eat anything.

Here's my thing: The NBA Draft has glaring similarities to how I ended up in each of my elementary school classes... am I onto something?

Here's my thing: It's great that we can track our total steps... but what if we could track how many burritos we've eaten? Or even how much time we've spent waiting in line at the McD's drive thru? I think that would be absolutely fantastic.