Local father Michael Fetters takes a seat in the Content Basement to tell us what he wants in Shoes. Thanks are to our natural philosophical musing, which is just something we do, is just how we are, we learn way more than feet are wrapped up in your shoes. But we also learn that, at least if you're a Fetters, way fewer of your toenails are wrapped up in your shoes than other people might guess. It's all over the map tonight.