Here's What I Want

Lifelong brothers Jay and Patrick Cullis tell us what they want in a roller coaster. Doesn't really matter though, because Leslie is still talking about the Washington State Fair.

Emma Pfizenmaier tells us what she wants in a county fair. Buttermilk doesn't get mentioned even once, which feels like a mistake.

Josh Pearce tells us what he wants in a horror movie. Leslie and Tyler continue discussion of surprise killing Alan, who looks forward to it. Gory details all throughout this one.

Don't look now, Alan tells us what he wants in a creepy situation. We get into the psychological elements of feeling creeped out, and also learn that Tyler and Leslie don't want to go missing. Does no one want a little excitement in their lives anymore?

What started as a joke ends up an episode as Leslie Brooks tells us what she wants in an ocean. We talk favorite oceans, prehensile toes, and where exactly Atlantis is now. Also a fairly large treatise on filter feeding. It's an episode that goes so deep James Cameron has never seen the bottom of it!

King of the solo Tyler Quinn tell us what he wants in a choir concert. A spiritual sequel to the community theater episode, we talk all about the heartwarming shortcomings of amateur singers.

Major chord that will not be diminished Jack Martin tells us what he wants in a pop song. Hop y'all love a good bop because this track is catchy. Since everyone on this episode is at minimum a WORLD CLASS MUSICIAN you can bet we get right to heart of what makes a pop song so sugar sweet. You can also bet that Chad really flexes his gay rights on this one, Leslie reveals her synesthesia, and Tyler makes everything a musical. And also we recorded a song together and put it at the end, shhhhhh!

Jean genie and multi-disciplinary decorator Matt Lask tells us what he wants on set. He puts behind the scenes under the lights, on your mind, and in your ears. Chad is excited to meet someone who knows actual Teamsters, a group of people he's always wondered about but never been certain of their actual existence. Tyler is a pro on set from his days as an extra, while Leslie wonders if she can stop by for dinner.

Purveyor of content Liz Hull tells us what she wants in a CW Teen Drama. The best thing about it? No guilt here! Give us the trash! Chad learns a bit more about what makes a strong eyebrow, Tyler nearly dated someone who dated someone who was nearly famous, and Leslie makes the best pitch for a new TV show anyone in the writer's room has ever heard. Also we're all in our 30's playing high schoolers, just as it should be.

Local father Michael Fetters takes a seat in the Content Basement to tell us what he wants in Shoes. Thanks are to our natural philosophical musing, which is just something we do, is just how we are, we learn way more than feet are wrapped up in your shoes. But we also learn that, at least if you're a Fetters, way fewer of your toenails are wrapped up in your shoes than other people might guess. It's all over the map tonight.