Heroes for Today

This song is adapted from Brandon Morse’s article, Comedy Is Not Ruled by Committee and That’s Why the Left Hates It (https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2026/10/15/comedy-is-not-ruled-by-committee-and-thats-why-the-left-hates-it-n2208169)

Comedy Can Be lyrics

Comedy can be, comedy can beOne of the greatest weaponsGreatest weapons for goodThe world has ever known

Comedy can access people’s heartsComedy can access people’s mindsThat severity just can’t doAnd comedy can cause people to welcomeWelcome perspectivesThat they would’ve been hesitantTo engage with normally

Also, and I’d sayThis is the most important partThe most important part for societyComedy slays sacred cowsComedy slays in a wayIn a way that debateAnd in a way logic just can’t do

Safe comedy isn’t funnyIt’s propaganda with a laugh trackEither everything can be joked aboutOr nothing can be joked about

Comedy can be, comedy can beOne of the greatest weaponsGreatest weapons for goodThe world has ever known

Comedy slays sacred cowsComedy slays in a wayIn a way that debateAnd in a way logic just can’t do

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This song is based on a few quotes from Dolly Parton, singer, songwriter, and actress. God bless this great singer. So many people lover her and will miss her.

Here are the Dolly Parton quotes incorporated into this song.

I’m willing to get up early. I’m willing to stay up late. I just feel like it’s my duty, it’s my job and my joy.

Dream more, learn more, care more, and be more.

For a dream to come true, you gotta put legs and wings and feet and hands and thought into it.

I always want to do things that I can be proud to talk about, things that I believe in.

I do the best I can every day, and I’m going to enjoy my life. Some people work at being miserable. I work at being happy.

I just love people. When I look at the audience, I see my family. I see the God light, the goodness, in everybody, even if they can’t see it.

I just think we need to love one another. I think we need to try a little harder. We need to be a little kinder. We need to be a little smarter. We need to have more love and compassion.

I pray all the time. I wait for an answer, and I go by that feeling. I will quit when God tells me to quit, and I won’t quit any time before that.

God had a bigger purpose for me, and I had bigger dreams of my own.

Dolly Parton: In Memoriam

I’m willing to get up earlyI’m willing to stay up lateI just feel like it’s my dutyIt’s my job and my joy

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

For a dream to come trueYou gotta put legs and wings into itAnd put feet and hands into itAnd put thought into itLots of actionAnd lots of thought

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

I always want to do thingsThings that I can be proud ofProud to talk aboutThings that I believe in

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

I do the best I can every dayAnd I’m going to enjoy my lifeSome people work at being miserableI work at being happy

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

I just love peopleWhen I look at the audienceI see my familyI see the God lightI see the goodnessI see it in everybodyEven if they can’t see it

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

We need to love one anotherWe need to try a little harderWe need to be a little kinderWe need to be a little smarterWe need to have more loveMore love and more compassion

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

I pray all the timeI wait for an answerAnd I go by that feelingI will quit, I will quitWhen God tells me to quitAnd I won’t quit any timeAny time before that

Dream moreLearn moreCare moreAnd be more

God had a bigger purpose for meAnd I had bigger dreams of my own

Yes, God had a bigger purpose for meAnd I had bigger dreams of my own

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This song is adapted from a recent X tweet by Chris Hatch, aka Dirtdog.

Tips for Dating, Male Version

Stop playing video gamesGet a good haircutHit the showers, get goodClean, clean, clean your car

Sign up for a yoga classGo to that yoga classAsk a cutie for her phone numberFollow up with a phone call to herAsk for a date for the coming weekendOn Friday or Saturday night

Come up with a good game planFor the dinner and the dateBe clear about what you’ll be doingSo she can dress appropriately

Pick her up for the dateBring a bouquet with youDon’t break the bank on flowersBuy what you like at Whole FoodsWalk her to your carOpen the door and help her in

Be a gentleman on the datePull out her chair at the tablePay for the mealBe polite and kind

Let her talk about herselfDon’t interruptListen to her, really listenYou want to get to know herFor every question you answerAsk her three questions

At the end of the dateAsk for a second dateKeep going until you findFind someone you can’t imagineImagine not being aroundAll the time, all the time

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This song is inspired and adapted from a speech by Marco Rubio in front of the Parthenon in Athens, Greece. Source: https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/10/07/rubios-western-civilization-speech-in-greece-n2207847,

A Natural Order

The unknown can be knownThe world can be chartedThe world can be measuredThe world can be mappedThe world can be understood

There is a rational orderA rational order to the cosmosIt is governed by fundamental lawsLaws that we can observeThat we can come to understand

We share the idea of a natural orderA distinctive understanding of virtueOf destinyOf faithOf truthOf goodnessOf beautyA code of how men ought to liveWith objective standardsAnd ideals to strive for

The pursuit of excellence isThe very principle of our existenceStrive to be the best in all thingsWe will either choose to act nowOr lose the choice to act at all

Too often, these days,We build downwardsWe design our standardsTo ensure that no one will loseNo one will lose

We hold the most exceptional thingsThe most exceptional among usHostage to the averageHostage to the ordinaryHostage to the mediocre

The pursuit of excellence isThe very principle of our existenceStrive to be the best in all thingsWe will either choose to act nowOr lose the choice to act at all

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This song is based on some of the responses to the Malfoid meme popularized in recent days based on the Harry Potter stories.

I Remember

She woke in me feelingsOf love and hopeOf yearning and passionOf happiness that I forgot existed

I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for

Our culture has spent decadesDecades telling womenThat men don’t matterEven that men are evil

I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for

Not only are men goodBut men are worth lovingMen will walk through hellWith a smile, a big wide smileFor any woman whoLoves them back, loves them back

I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for

Men aren’t just starving for loveThey’re starving for loveFor love they can trustFor love that won’t betray them

I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for

She woke in me feelingsOf love and hopeOf yearning and passionOf happiness that I forgot existed

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The inspiration for this song began with several Pinterest graphics. You don’t need to surrender to anyone. Ever.

Let Them

If they walk away from youLet themIf they misunderstand youLet themIf they gossip about youLet themIf they judge youLet themIf they doubt youLet them

You don’t have to chase anyoneYou don’t need to explain to anyoneYou don’t need to fix anythingYou don’t need to surrender to anyone

Let people do what they doAnd you do what brings you peaceAnd joyAnd happinessAnd hopeAnd love

Protect your energyFocus on your pathSurrender controlLet it go, let it go

If anything is meant for youYou won’t have to force itIt will come to youWiggling with joy at your feet

You are not too muchYou are not too littleYou are just rightSo very very rightAnd that’s okayAnd that’s very okay

You don’t have to chase anyoneYou don’t need to explain to anyoneYou don’t need to fix anythingYou don’t need to surrender to anyone

Let people do what they doAnd you do what brings you peaceAnd joyAnd happinessAnd hopeAnd loveAnd more, more love

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This song is adapted from a column in the Washington Examiner magazine about war. Most of the song was written by me, but some of the key ideas and lines were adapted from the article.

War Rock

War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death

War makes people homelessHungry and forlornLost and emptyMissing so much

War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death

War levels citiesCrashes economiesCauses famineAnd more destruction

War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death

War causes moral harmDestroys innocenceTurns young men into killersCauses PTSD in grown men

War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death

War causes rashnessWar causes errorsWar causes mad mistakesWar causes losses

War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death

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This rock song has been adapted and expanded from Woke 1.0: A history of the world’s most Satanic movement in pictures by Jeremy Egerer (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/09/woke-1-0-a-history-of-the-world-s-most-satanic-movement-in-pictures).

Baptism

Like communismWokeness isSo backwardSo destructiveSo tastelessSo joylessSo artlessSo lacking in reasonSo satanically derangedSo idioticSo stupidSo unkindSo biasedSo racist

Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit

Wokeness is lackingWokeness is missingWokeness is emptyWokeness is void

Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit

Repenting of wokenessIs necessary to civilizationRepenting of wokenessIs necessary for salvation

Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit

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This song was adapted from the article, Alaska Fat Bear Week Memes Are Going Viral, They’re So Hilarious by Ward Clark (https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/09/25/alaska-fat-bear-week-memes-now-going-hilariously-viral-n2207389).

Fat Bear Week

Celebrate Fat Bear WeekFat bears everywhereBuilding bodies for the fallBuilding bodies hibernation

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk

Chub in the tubChunk in the trunkSalmon gets spottedSalmon gets dunked

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk

Big on the bellyThick through the thighsWinter is comingSupersize those bears!

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk

Celebrate Fat Bear WeekFat bears everywhereBuilding bodies for the fallBuilding bodies hibernation

Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk

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Don’t argue with fools and idiots. Don’t play stupid. Stick with the truth.

Do Not Argue lyrics

Do not argue with idiotsDo not argue in bad faithDo not play stupidDo not stay with stupid people

Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom

Avoid telling peopleHow stupid they areNo one can badger youBadger you into submission

Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom

Ask for the ruleState the ruleDo not get madThe first person angry loses

Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom

He who is right beatsBeats thousands who are wrongWhen you are wrongChange your mind, change your mind

Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom

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