Jessica Michelle Singleton is back and running on zero Adderall and maximum chaos. This week on Hey Idiots, Jessica gets genuinely emotional about the Artemis moon mission — specifically the story of Commander Reid Wiseman, who circled the moon for the first time in over 50 years while grieving the loss of his wife, Carroll, who died after a five-year battle with cancer. A lunar crater may be named in her honor, and honestly? It deserved the paragraph Jessica wrote about it to a stranger on Threads at full emotional capacity.
Also this week: Jessica breaks down her Alaska mini-tour, including a deeply suspicious Airbnb in Moose Pass with frozen pipes, a creepy host who was "really good at hiding things," a wandering lynx, and a framed photo of a bear attack on the wall. Perfectly normal.
Plus the news: a man in a full cow costume was arrested for stabbing a family member in Albany, New York. RFK Jr.'s private journals reveal he cut off a raccoon's genitals on a family vacation — and he's in charge of public health. Trump called Pope Leo "weak on crime." A TikTok tarot card reader was ordered to pay $10 million after falsely accusing a college professor of murder. And a sheriff's deputy was caught swiping on a dating app while standing feet away from an armed, barricaded suspect during a SWAT standoff.
Jessica also rants about the Adderall shortage, the broken pharmacy system, perimenopause and ADHD, and announces Summer Camp Crappy Hour — an exclusive virtual hangout for gold and platinum supporters this summer.
No filter. No chill. Just the news, the feelings, and the chaos.
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