This week, we welcome Sean Brockman to the podcast — owner of All Fixed LLC — and somehow a conversation about apartment maintenance spirals into poop particles, poop knives, and asking the age-old question: white caulk or black caulk?

We talk about:

• The unspoken rule of cleaning up your damn tools in the garage

• Customers being a pain in the butt

• God watching you mess up and saying “I saw that”

• Working apartment maintenance and the things you can’t unsee

• “Fart fan” becoming a recurring character

• Toilet seat rules, meteor butt, and why poop particles are unavoidable

• Journeymen strippers, smooth kitty, and eating actual food at strip clubs

• Grand Theft Auto being absolutely lawless

• “Soft girly era” games vs. these hands rated E for Everyone

• Things you should never say to women in public (seriously… don’t)

• And why we do, in fact, recover

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment, worked maintenance, or questioned humanity while holding a caulk gun… this one’s for you.

Tizzy TEACH is in the building — our very first guest.

But before we get into the music, we had to ask the real question… who tf is Brandon?!

In this episode, we sit down with Tizzy TEACH — singer, rapper, songwriter, skateboarder, single parent, and lifelong student of life — to talk about the journey behind the name. From getting comfortable with people liking your voice (and your opinions), to navigating single parenthood, creativity, discipline, and resilience, this conversation goes everywhere — and we mean everywhere.

We dive into deep personal stories, the realities of being an artist, resisting the pressure of drugs and alcohol in the music industry, learning to adapt and evolve, and pressing forward even when life straight-up sucks. We also cover music shame, the healing power of music, work/life balance, staying humble and open, and why you should never stop learning.

Plus:
– disciplining kids
– letting kids explore (safely 😅)
– the dangers of “the floor is lava”
– “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” moments
– Harry Potter revelations
– skateboarding
– chicken tacos 🌮
– PNW weather
– and so much more

This episode is honest, funny, reflective, and packed with wisdom — the kind you only get from lived experience.

🎧 Tap in. Learn something. Laugh a little. Stay curious.

This episode is a full-on rollercoaster 😂

We kick things off with a Skoolie Foundation shoutout, celebrate Hagrid’s birthday (yes, I sang), and tell the story of getting drunk with my dad at Vin’s job. From there it spirals into trying to walk quietly, running in heels, pickleback shots, Long Island iced teas, fasting, SyFy shows, Stranger Things, and Hagrid being a full-on Magic-playing nerd.

We also get into something real—what genuine adult friendships with the opposite sex actually look like and why they matter.

Equal parts chaos, laughter, and real talk. Listen/watch now 🎧🎥

🎙️ NEW EPISODE IS LIVE! 😂🔥

(…and yes, Lex P had absolutely NO voice, so bear with us 😭💀)

This week’s episode may be short, but it’s absolutely stuffed with chaos. In just 30 minutes we covered:

💨 Crop dusting & old man farts

🎤 How NOT to spit on a mic

👀 Netflix + Steam serving weird-ass content

🧩 Kids, video games, and parenting rules

📱 When kids should (and shouldn’t) be online

🏠 Homesteading, ingredients, health & why pork is the villain

😅 Strict childhoods, Zoom outfits, and impressionable tiny humans

From stupid funny to actually deep — it’s a wild ride 😅

And again… Lex had no damn voice. So, lower your expectations accordingly 😂

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🔥 Listen now & tell us:

Which part made you laugh, cringe, or rethink your life?

This episode of “Hey, Is This Thing On?!” is pure chaotic therapy — the kind you don’t have to copay for. We’re talking about trying to break generational trauma while also deciding whether kids need spankings, wall sits, or to go hug a tree and think about their choices. We accidentally trauma-dump, overshare poop stories, expose our worst parenting moments, and debate strains that make your heart race like you just saw your ex. There’s also bidet talk (again), flinging meat out windows, truck-stop runways, brain damage confessions, and the eternal question: What can you say about dinner…but definitely NOT about your spouse? If you laugh, cry, or question your life choices while listening — congratulations: you’re one of us now.

In this episode of “Hey, Is This Thing On?!,” Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac, and Hagrid dive headfirst into a whirlwind of real talk. We’re chatting everything from setting boundaries to navigating the delicate balance between prayer, relationships, and mental health resources. We’re tackling hypothetical accidents, church dilemmas, and the fine print of life insurance policies—all while trying (and occasionally failing) not to curse.

We also get real about the heavy stuff: from the ways pain meds are overprescribed to the cultural divide between cannabis and alcohol. Expect some heartfelt moments too—like when Hagrid makes Lex cry—or some unfiltered talk about sex work, arguments with spouses, trauma triggers, and the art of just letting things go and prioritizing your peace.

Buckle up for a full spectrum of emotions and a whole lot of unapologetic realness. This episode is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

In this episode, things get wild fast. From karaoke nights and questionable beer pong rules to cloning your private parts (yes really), Lex P, Hagrid and DJ Vinny Mac dive headfirst into the hilarious, awkward, and brutally honest side of relationships, vasectomies, and even bleached buttholes. Buckle up - this one's unfiltered.