Hey Poor Podcast

“THRILL as the hosts of the Hey Poor Podcast just take a friggin’ nap.” Well, folks, it’s official – the games industry has hit the summer slump, and that means an episode of the Hey Poor Podcast which, generously, talks about videogames for a whole 30 minutes of its 2-hour runtime. Join I “Mademoiselle Doume” Coleman, Anthony “Racist Against Centaurs” Spivey, and Nathan “Fever Dream” Terencio, all of whom got somewhere between 0 and 3 solid hours of sleep before the show starts. This means that relatively sane conversations about KantCon 2017, Kingdom Hearts’ increasingly nonsensical existence, the new anime season, and the flaws of Spider-Man: Homecoming have to share space with an argument about Coke or “Pepps,” the Great Centaur Debate, and the sound…

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“THRILL as the hosts of the Hey Poor Podcast just take a friggin’ nap.”

Well, folks, it’s official – the games industry has hit the summer slump, and that means an episode of the Hey Poor Podcast which, generously, talks about videogames for a whole 30 minutes of its 2-hour runtime. Join I “Mademoiselle Doume” Coleman, Anthony “Racist Against Centaurs” Spivey, and Nathan “Fever Dream” Terencio, all of whom got somewhere between 0 and 3 solid hours of sleep before the show starts. This means that relatively sane conversations about KantCon 2017, Kingdom Hearts’ increasingly nonsensical existence, the new anime season, and the flaws of Spider-Man: Homecoming have to share space with an argument about Coke or “Pepps,” the Great Centaur Debate, and the sound of three very confused grown men trying to understand who in the hell Minecraft: Story Mode is for, exactly. Plus: I applies his brand of extremely pretentious game criticism to the “soda or pop” debate, Nathan insists his latest anime crush is completely non-sexual, and Anthony quite frankly carries the whole show. All this and more, on the Hey Poor Podcast!

Games/Films/Etc of the week: I’s adventures at KantCon 2017, Diceless Dungeons, Artemis Bridge Simulator, T.I.M.E. Stories, Kingdom Hearts 1.5+2.5 Final Mix, the Kingdom Hearts 3 Toy Story trailer, Kiso Monogatari, Spider-Man: Homecoming¸ The Castlevania animated series, Knight’s & Magic, Aha Girl, A Centaur’s Life, Splatoon 2

Audience Questions: the game everyone on Earth should play, Coke or Pepsi, games you love despite popular opinion, how you feel about games that make you do immoral things

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“This Is I Coleman’s Last Day Of Being Alive” Jay’s not here for this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, and you know what that means: unchecked anime bullshit. Join I “Mister Tumnus Could Probably Get It” Coleman, Nathan “All Vending Machines Are Queens” Terencio, and Anthony “Japan Is Dumb” Spivey as we discuss how the Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy is definitely exactly like Dark Souls, why Reigns is probably the best mobile game of the year, the dark videogames-as-anime-girls-based timeline proposed by Superdimension Neptune, and how Battlefront II is trying to get away with being just as greedy as Battlefront 2015 (maybe.) Plus: games we’d like to see more of, Baby Driver is the best film of the year, Nathan pursues a lucrative…

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“This Is I Coleman’s Last Day Of Being Alive”

Jay’s not here for this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, and you know what that means: unchecked anime bullshit. Join I “Mister Tumnus Could Probably Get It” Coleman, Nathan “All Vending Machines Are Queens” Terencio, and Anthony “Japan Is Dumb” Spivey as we discuss how the Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy is definitely exactly like Dark Souls, why Reigns is probably the best mobile game of the year, the dark videogames-as-anime-girls-based timeline proposed by Superdimension Neptune, and how Battlefront II is trying to get away with being just as greedy as Battlefront 2015 (maybe.) Plus: games we’d like to see more of, Baby Driver is the best film of the year, Nathan pursues a lucrative career in catgirl voice acting, and I enchants us all with their “beautiful” singing voice. All this and more, on America’s #1 Hey Poor Podcast!

Games/Films/Etc of the week: Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Trilogy, Little Witch Academia, Summer Games Done Quick, Superdimension Neptune VS Sega Hard Girls, Reigns, Baby Driver

Audience Questions: What’s a type of game you’d like to see more of, hamburgers or hotdogs

The News: The Division includes microtransactions after promising not to include microtransactions, Battlefront II goes pay-to-win, OpenIV is allowed to resume, Anime Expo 2017 recap

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“It’s like a really bad Zack Snyder film. AKA any Zack Snyder film.” On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, Nathan “Some Garbage Is Okay” Terencio returns for a surprisingly low-key and forthright chat with I “I Would Leave My Girlfriend For Doom” Coleman. We discuss everything from the mediocre games we had to review this week to the untimely death of Dawn of War III to Sony’s continued insistence on being a piece of shit to its customers. Plus: I gushes about Wonder Woman even though everyone’s already see it, Serious Sam’s Bogus Detour is the best shooter of the year, and we have a much, much too long conversation about videogame-based porn parodies. All this and more, on the Hey Poor…

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“It’s like a really bad Zack Snyder film. AKA any Zack Snyder film.”

On this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, Nathan “Some Garbage Is Okay” Terencio returns for a surprisingly low-key and forthright chat with I “I Would Leave My Girlfriend For Doom” Coleman. We discuss everything from the mediocre games we had to review this week to the untimely death of Dawn of War III to Sony’s continued insistence on being a piece of shit to its customers. Plus: I gushes about Wonder Woman even though everyone’s already see it, Serious Sam’s Bogus Detour is the best shooter of the year, and we have a much, much too long conversation about videogame-based porn parodies. All this and more, on the Hey Poor Podcast!

Games/Films/Etc of the week: God Wars: Future Past, MXM, Hyper Universe, A Centaur’s Life, The Golf Club 2, the Dawn of War III Annihilation update, Wonder Woman, Serious Sam’s Bogus Detour

Audience Questions: Favorite game quote, the return of food questions, stop asking us about VR, Nathan’s porn recommendations

The News: the saga of the SNES classic, Beyond Good & Evil 2’s E3 embargo dropped and it looks like crap, and Sony thinks cross-platform play isn’t important

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“Wait, wait…I Coleman? Talking about…DOOM?! I need a moment.” A mom-themed episode of the Hey Poor Podcast? How appropriate! Just in time for Father’s Day! Nathan was off, I dunno, being dead or something, so this week it’s up to I “Talks About The Same Two Videogames Every Week” Coleman, Jay “Great Service Clean Tables” Petrequin, and Anthony “I’m Sorry For The Beginning Of The Podcast” Spivey to wade through the stagnant sea of E3 hype and see if there’s anything left worth talking about. Along the way, Jay and I have another of their trademark Extremely Polite Arguments (this time about Battlefront II), Anthony and I spend way too long extolling the virtues of the Captain Underpants movie, and we actually have time to…

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“We haven’t committed any podcast crimes yet.” This week is a very special episode of the Hey Poor Podcast, and not just because it’s two days late! Regular host I Coleman is nowhere to be found, and instead, former host Jay “Objectively Wrong About In-N-Out” Petrequin leads Francis “” Dipersio, Nathan “All Women Are Queens” Terencio, and Mike “Too Old For This Shit” Vito in a discussion live from the E3 showfloor. Talking Points: Moss, OK K.O., Steven Universe: Save The Light, Sonic Mania, DragonBall Fighter Z, Ace Combat 7, Gundam Versus, Ni No Kuni 2 Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums! The Hey Poor Podcast can be found…

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“If you really cared about this podcast you would kill your dogs.” Look into my single bloodshot eye. Are you ready to join the Hey Poor Player Initiative? I “Loudest Critic On The Site” Coleman, Jay “Corpul Forkul” Petrequin, Nathan “Anime” Terencio, and Anthony “Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot” Spivey certainly are, with an episode so chock-full of content that Audacity decided of its own free will to permanently delete some of our audio just to get it to the two hour mark (sorry about that.) Still, there’s a lot to enjoy, whether we’re forcing Nathan to undergo a terrible dark ritual to prove his loyalty to the show, extolling the virtues of DC’s Wonder Woman, bitching about terrible roguelikes, or giving a very in-depth explanation…

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“It’s very much a ‘make peace with your so-called god’ facial expression.” Now I know what you’re saying: isn’t every episode of the Hey Poor Podcast the tangent episode? Well, hypothetical friend, let me tell ya – this episode makes every other episode we’ve done look on-topic and relevant. I “I Spent Two Hours Trying To Edit The Echoes Out Of My Audio Sorry” Coleman, in particular, tramples over everyone else’s section, but Anthony “I Should See A Doctor” Spivey and Jay “I Am Happy To Agree” Petrequin get in on the action too, as we talk about everything from Chicken Run to Mirage: Arcane Warfare, Orange is the New Black to how to get that perfect Danny DeVito body. Also: exciting new developments in…

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