“The SJW Conspiracy is real and we’re all in on it. That’s what my Twitter mentions tell me.” Well, you’ve done it now, ignorant Internet commenters. You’ve called us all “cucks” and “SJWs” one too many times, and the result? Terrible to behold. This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, join I “Doomm Man” Coleman, Nathaniel “Filth Man” Terencio, Anthony “90s Anime Protagonist Man” Spivey for a discussion of this week’s big game announcements, the year in anime, and why Troll and I might be the most poorly-optimized game of all time. Plus: why Yu-Gi-Oh was off the chain, a discussion of the miserable Netflix Death Note trailer, and a really surprisingly lengthy discussion of Willem Dafoe’s acting abilities. All this and more, on the…

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“The SJW Conspiracy is real and we’re all in on it. That’s what my Twitter mentions tell me.”

Well, you’ve done it now, ignorant Internet commenters. You’ve called us all “cucks” and “SJWs” one too many times, and the result? Terrible to behold. This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, join I “Doomm Man” Coleman, Nathaniel “Filth Man” Terencio, Anthony “90s Anime Protagonist Man” Spivey for a discussion of this week’s big game announcements, the year in anime, and why Troll and I might be the most poorly-optimized game of all time. Plus: why Yu-Gi-Oh was off the chain, a discussion of the miserable Netflix Death Note trailer, and a really surprisingly lengthy discussion of Willem Dafoe’s acting abilities. All this and more, on the only podcast by cucks, for cucks!

Games/Films/Etc of the Week: Rivals of Aether, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, Persona 3, Yu-Gi-Oh, Herald: An Interactive Period Drama, Troll and I

Audience Questions: games you play when you don’t want to think, most anticipated movie, most anticipated TV show, games you like that nobody understands, retro boss battle themes, giving up one piece of technology for a day

The News: Netflix Death Note trailer, Starcraft Remastered, Destiny 2

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“WARNING: You Are Not Ready For This.” This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, I “The Juggler” Coleman, Jay “Hello My Ragtime Gal” Petrequin, Anthony “Nanthony Plivey” Spivey, and Nathan “The Jerker” Terencio get an exclusive tip: Seaman’s back, baby, and he’s even more unsettling and unplayable than ever. While you’re still “reeling” from that revelation, don’t forget to listen to the rest of the episode, where we’ll discuss Mass Effect Andromeda‘s terrible animations, Wizards of the Coast’s new D&D app, the disappointing Iron Fist, and a whole host of terrible videogames we had to review. We also talk about the best episode of Pokemon ever, the million bajillion open world games that have come out this month, and (for some reason) the many flaws…

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“WARNING: You Are Not Ready For This.”

This week on the Hey Poor Podcast, I “The Juggler” Coleman, Jay “Hello My Ragtime Gal” Petrequin, Anthony “Nanthony Plivey” Spivey, and Nathan “The Jerker” Terencio get an exclusive tip: Seaman’s back, baby, and he’s even more unsettling and unplayable than ever. While you’re still “reeling” from that revelation, don’t forget to listen to the rest of the episode, where we’ll discuss Mass Effect Andromeda‘s terrible animations, Wizards of the Coast’s new D&D app, the disappointing Iron Fist, and a whole host of terrible videogames we had to review. We also talk about the best episode of Pokemon ever, the million bajillion open world games that have come out this month, and (for some reason) the many flaws of Ready Player One. In the words of everyone’s favorite Sea Man, Seaman: “You might not think I’m attractive…but your wife will.”*

Games/Films/Etc of the Week: Tokyo Twilight Ghost Hunters, Iron Fist, Ready Player One, The Binding of Isaac’s Nintendo Switch port, the best episode of the Pokemon anime, Introvert Quest, Antagonist, Logan, Mad Max, Jay’s weird Series of Unfortunate Events minute, The Crow’s Eye

Audience Questions: favorite open-world games, bring back a videogame show, reboot a Dreamcast game

The News: the Switch is back at GameStop, Mass Effect An-drama-da, D&D Beyond, Nier Automata’s PC port is trash,

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

*What, you thought this was a joke?

“K**** T****” This week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast has a name so terrible it must never be spoken aloud, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen! Join your host Nathan I “Sold Out” Coleman and HPPodcast regulars Jay “PAX Pox” Petrequin, Anthony “The Coming Blue Hedgehog” Spivey, and Nathan “A Very Good Boy” Terencio for an episode full of dark truths and fearful incantations. In addition, Jay tells us about the demos he played at PAX East, we discuss Breath of the Wild and Nier: Automata like every other gaming podcast this week, and the singular entity previously known as Nathan and I puts forward an exciting new opportunity for a live Hey Poor Podcast. Games/Films/Etc of the Week: Arms, Splatoon 2, Pyre,…

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“K**** T****”

This week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast has a name so terrible it must never be spoken aloud, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen! Join your host Nathan I “Sold Out” Coleman and HPPodcast regulars Jay “PAX Pox” Petrequin, Anthony “The Coming Blue Hedgehog” Spivey, and Nathan “A Very Good Boy” Terencio for an episode full of dark truths and fearful incantations. In addition, Jay tells us about the demos he played at PAX East, we discuss Breath of the Wild and Nier: Automata like every other gaming podcast this week, and the singular entity previously known as Nathan and I puts forward an exciting new opportunity for a live Hey Poor Podcast.

Games/Films/Etc of the Week: Arms, Splatoon 2, Pyre, Brawlhalla, MOTHERGUNSHIP, Just Shapes and Beats, Emily Is Away 2, VA11HALL-A, other PAX East musings, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nier: Automata, Maple Story, Salt and Sanctuary, Neko Para, Solstice Chronicles: MIA, the Samurai Jack reboot, Get Out

Audience Questions: Dream cosplays, favorite non-HPP gaming sites, most frustrating sections in good games

The News: Legend of Zelda fans DDos a site for giving the latest game a 7/10, overpriced Switch games, Quake Champions’ “free-to-play” bullshit

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“We have to build a female.” This week is the Hey Poor Podcast’s Nintendo Switch Stunt Spectacular, and it literally only takes three minutes before somebody makes an inappropriate joke about HD Rumble. Huzzah! Join I “anIme” Coleman, Jay “AniJay” Petrequin, Nathan “Nathanime” Terencio, and Anthony “Anthime” Spivey for a special episode that does a deep dive into our hands-on experiences with Nintendo’s latest half-assed foray into console gaming. Along the way, we also talk a lot about Nathan’s time at GDC, furry emotion simulator Night in the Woods, and why Logan might be the greatest superhero film of all time. Plus: we finally get through our two-week backlog of questions! So hopefully you like hearing four non-black guys trying to discuss hip hop, or…

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“We have to build a female.”

This week is the Hey Poor Podcast’s Nintendo Switch Stunt Spectacular, and it literally only takes three minutes before somebody makes an inappropriate joke about HD Rumble. Huzzah! Join I “anIme” Coleman, Jay “AniJay” Petrequin, Nathan “Nathanime” Terencio, and Anthony “Anthime” Spivey for a special episode that does a deep dive into our hands-on experiences with Nintendo’s latest half-assed foray into console gaming. Along the way, we also talk a lot about Nathan’s time at GDC, furry emotion simulator Night in the Woods, and why Logan might be the greatest superhero film of all time. Plus: we finally get through our two-week backlog of questions! So hopefully you like hearing four non-black guys trying to discuss hip hop, or how well our four out-of-shape asthmatic podcast hosts would fare in a zombie apocalypse (hint: badly.) Oh, and Nathan at one point goes on the most bizarrely pointless tangent about his onetime experience at a Denny’s. All this and more, on the Hey Poor Podcast!

Games/Films/Etc of the Week: Nathan’s adventures at GDC, Dawn of War III, the Nintendo Switch and its launch titles, Logan, Night in the Woods, Super Galaxy Squadron EX Turbo, Desync, Heroes of the Storm

Audience Questions: Sci fi vs fantasy, favorite hip-hop albums, the podcast hosts in a survival situation

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.

“Hey Poor Player: The Fake News Of Videogames” Nathan’s at GDC, so this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast features I “One Ghost And Zero Blades” Coleman, Jay “Some Kinda Awesome Robot Dragon” Petrequin, and Anthony “Fantasy Vending Machine” Spivey, all of whom wish they could be at GDC, too. Join us for an episode that’s short but sweet as we discuss obscure early pen-and-paper RPGs, elements that make or break a game for us, a game whose entire campaign can be completed in 20 minutes, and a troubling new television program that finally shows the familial side of non-geometric shapes. We also discuss why we’re worried about the Nintendo Switch, how I finally got around to playing Bioshock, and the fact that Shadow…

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“Hey Poor Player: The Fake News Of Videogames”

Nathan’s at GDC, so this week’s episode of the Hey Poor Podcast features I “One Ghost And Zero Blades” Coleman, Jay “Some Kinda Awesome Robot Dragon” Petrequin, and Anthony “Fantasy Vending Machine” Spivey, all of whom wish they could be at GDC, too. Join us for an episode that’s short but sweet as we discuss obscure early pen-and-paper RPGs, elements that make or break a game for us, a game whose entire campaign can be completed in 20 minutes, and a troubling new television program that finally shows the familial side of non-geometric shapes. We also discuss why we’re worried about the Nintendo Switch, how I finally got around to playing Bioshock, and the fact that Shadow of War has DLC available for purchase before we’ve even seen anything about the game. Plus, a way-too-long conversation about a book called The Moe Manifesto and its predictably neck-bearded author. All this and more, on the Hey Poor Podcast!

Games of the Week: Shift Happens, Dragonstar, Talisman, Pokemon Moon, The Moe Manifesto, Bioshock, Ghost Blade HD, DYSTORIA

Audience Questions: unforgivable gaming sins, aspects of games that make you always want to play it, Bastion vs Transistor

The News: Overwatch character conundrums, Middle Earth: Shadow of War’s ridiculous pre-order scam, dev claims Mass Effect Andromeda is “totally softcore space porn”, Nintendo Switch bad news roundup

Have a question or coded message for the Hey Poor Podcast? Send it to @LastSpaceMarine on Twitter or post on the forums!

The Hey Poor Podcast can be found and subscribed to on iTunes and Stitcher. In addition to the website, Hey Poor Player can be found in page and group form on Facebook and Twitter, creating Let’s Play and video review goodness on Youtube (which is where I normally lives), and playing away for your entertainment on Twitch.