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The Chefs rebrand a beloved children's tale that is read for some new ideas.   

Topics of Discussion: British Bat Boy, American Wizards, Victor's Secret, craigslist activities, seahorse teeth.   

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Trick the Craigslist into listening to us!   

The chefs concoct a way to fix the fad that is the internet.   

Topics of Discussion: Analog internet, strip club reviews, the return of real dad/stepdad, wish dot com survival kit, the yodeling pickle.   

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The chefs whip up the fix to the new Dunkaroos so Travis can exact his revenge.   

Topics of Discussion: Tom Bombadil, shishito peppers, known titan of industry and local buffoon: Timothy Dexter, La Croixcs, LubriCAN.   

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Trick CROCS into listening to us!  

The Chefs rebrand the new Rugrats reboot and things get heated.

Topics of discussion: rattlesnake wrangling, used 2003 porsche cayennes, Tommy Dickles, strip club reviews, new drug PSAs.

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Trick Arlene Klasky into listening to us! 

The Chefs rebrand milk to combat the terror that is the "Got Milk" campaign.

Topics of discussion: whose that rapper, alternative milk, Sunchips, Paella, wish mystery bags. 

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Trick Danny Brown into listening to us! 

The Chefs reimagine what SNL could be to exact revenge on Elon Musk.

Topics of discussion: Snails, Tallahassee Pain, berenstein bears, alternative timelines.

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Trick your grandma into listening to us! 

A special mini-episode for our favorite Canadian artist: Devin Bateson. The Chefs jam to some music off Devin's new album BLORF, out today see link below. They also celebrate Devin's birthday. Happy Birthday and BLORF-day Devin!

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The Chefs help Peloton get out from under their own dangerous treadmills.

Topics of discussion: Five Loko: The Next Generation is here, John is a surprisingly competent bartender, Bilbo Gates, the Dead Deadmill+, return of the shapiro pit.

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Trick Prince Philip into listening to us! 

Weddings get the rebrand treatment from the chefs. Train lyrics make no sense until they do.

Topics of Discussion: bring your own bird, international water weddings, does Pat Monahan keep brains in a jar, five loko sponsorship.

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Trick Randy Fenoli into listening to us! 

The Chefs cook up some fixes for cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion: Judge Roy Bean, french cryptids, kermit conspiracy, Jim Henson Apocalypse.

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Trick Elon Musk into listening to us!