Hez and Hawko Show

This week the boys invite blake and lee back onto the show! Blake uses all the words in his vocabulary, and lee is just happy to be there. The boys talk a bit about suckling some knob. Blake talks about his daddy Andrew Tate and the others laugh at him and his mugly face. To top it all off we give our RIPs to a dick-loving Grandma. So get your raincoat on because this episode will make you wet.

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hez is lazy and couldnt come up with a description, the only job he has and he can't do it, very frustrating

This week, the boys and their mate Tom agreed the only way to start the new season was you get completely plastered. They talk on some controversial topics such as cowboys and Indians. Hawko takes a sex test and Hez starts to make no sense due to his intoxication. Put on a raincoat and get a towel, because this podcast is gonna make your misso wet.

Merry Christmas you fucking losers, This week Hez tries to cancel Santa as he is convinced that he is a pedophile. The boys stop halfway through to start drinking and then get back into the show. They also answer every Christmas question sent in by fans, and Hawko spends a fair amount of time telling terrible Christmas jokes. Break up with your misso and put this episode on, because it's better than sex!

This week Hez spends a long time talking about his weekend and how he broke his nose. Hawko exposes a guy Jono because he's a little scamming bitch. The boys also answer all of the questions sent in by fans, some of them will make you wish you were never born... Hawko also makes a terrible joke about trucks that gets the whole squad laughing :| prepare yourself for Hell, because this episode will make you wish you were there.

We got Riley and Max on!

Due to there being no guest this week, the boys decided to write themselves off, even though Hez had work the next morning. The boys asked fans to call up and entertain them, boy did you guys deliver. The boys talk about 'No Nut November' and Halloween. So slap your bitch and call her daddy because this episode will make you wish she was.

This week, the Boys introduce 'The Italian Stallion' Nic. The boys talk about relevant modern social and political agendas. Nah jokes fuck that. They talked about more serious topics like time travel and Pokémon cards. They also talk about many stories about their awesome (shit) time at school.

Due to being a fan favorite, Pat was invited on the podcast again. unfortunately he brought his mate Elijah, who some would say, has a face for radio. That's why the boys chucked him to the side away from the camera's view. The four blokes cause absolute mayhem in the studio and conjure one of the most immature conversations you've probably ever fucking heard. Unplug your headphones and turn your speakers up, because we want all your mums to hear this one.