Recorded days before the COVID-19 outbreak locked everything down, the lost episode has finally emerged. A bit scattered, but a new 3M, Celeb Pet Bet, The Fivalry, and some deep tweets.

The Hi5Guys pledge drive is under-way. Blake talks fries and Seth digs into the best Disney sidekicks. Also Cats, and the final round of the Rivalry this decade has to offer

CAUTION: Spooky content. Top 5 Spooky Day songs and Top 5 Cryptids.

It's been so long since we released an episode. Not honestly sure we remember how to do this. Matt has some absurd takes on what qualifies as a top-tier condiment, and Blake loves the little white specks in the sky.

This is kinda an awkward puberty episode for the show because we've moved toward recording remotely from our own houses. As a result, we have to learn how to do this all over again. There's certainly a learning curve but we're here for it. Today we're talking about one of the greatest bands of all time, and one of the greatest restaurants of all time. Do you have what it takes to tell the difference between Frank Sinatra and Nickelback? Who would win in a fight? All that and more.

Nearly three weeks since our last episode, we have returned. There's a lot going on here...probably too much honestly. Buckle up for a long rambling about Nickelodeon shows, Avengers, low-risk pets, patron saints, and more.

To sauce, or not to sauce? That is the question. Other questions we answer in this episode: Can you name five vampires? Is fake-country music better than no music at all? Can doing unnecessary math help when you play early 2000s computer games?

(NOTE: Re-uploaded on the account of a strange glitch) We like to spread out the subject matter of our Top 5 lists but Blake and Matt were too in sync. Matt drank every brand of Orange soda so that you don't have to, Blake's palate for water is refined. As a bonus: To celebrate the announcement of Space Jam 2, we sit down to re-cast the original Space Jam with current players.

Michael puts his Episode II bias aside, dives into a galaxy far far away and ranks what he believes to be the five best Star Wars films. Seth talks about 90s Sitcoms, and gets Blake pretty riled up. Finally, Matt introduces a word association game and chaos ensues. Also, a real human paid us real money to sponsor this episode...what a time to be alive.

We're back! We're planning to release these on a bi-weekly basis from now on.

On today's episode: Blake aggressively defends Chex mix and worries that people are buying his mail, Matt dissects his deep-seated emotional connection the most important meal of the day.