High End Gaming

The episode is Street Fighter. This is our third episode about the series and our last chance to get it right. There is also a game in the SF series called Third Strike. So we are making smart words to become title for the Podcast, Yes? English Good? It's about Street Fighter. Again.

Super Smash Bros. episode where a couple of trash bros talk about Smash Bros. Fred Sanchezzz joined as guest to talk about the only game he's ever beaten.

A quote from a longtime fan... "I suppose every generation has a conceit of itself which elevates it, in its own opinion, above that which comes after it." -- Margaret Wilson Oliphant. And we are pretty sure she was talking about the latter generation video game consoles. No way to be sure.

Tedro and Machine look back on past years of High End Gaming at the greatest and worst games of the generations. Their effort to catalog all the games in their history devolved into an argument about what consoles provided them the most memorable experiences. Part 1 deals with 3rd Gen consoles(NES) all the way up to the 7th Gen(PS3, Xbox 360). We don't talk about the earlier 1st/2nd Generation because we were still dead in our dad's balls when those came out.

Did Chi Chi rape Goku? Is everyone's favorite Saiyan copied off of Superman. All this answered and more. Goku talks and debates with hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod and their guests Fred Sanchezzz. Power rankings, favorites of the franchise, and memories. There will be a part 2 some time in the Future Trunks.

Is Jesus a Zombie? Bertram Julio Perez Bertram Sanchez Julio returns to talk about a sensitive subject with High End hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod about the undead creatures infiltrating our culture. Which of the three is a necrophiliac? What Zombie games and movies actually matter? Can zombies reproduce sexually? All this and less...

The first iteration of High End Gaming's random character battles. We pit unconnected characters and creatures from our favorite games, movies, books, and pornography against one another in hypothetical conflicts so we can debate who'd win and why. Episode list below:

Cloud (FF7) vs. Guts (Berserk)

Luigi vs. Patrick Swayze from Ghost & Tupac

Master Chief (Halo) vs. Captain America (Marvel)

All Pokemon vs. the U.S. Military

M. Bison (Street Fighter) vs. Ganondorf (Zelda)

Son Goku (Dragon Ball) vs. Jesus Christ (Bible)

Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Captain Crunch

Superman vs. Neo (Matrix)

Link (Zelda) vs. Aragorn son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings)

Bomberman vs. Osama Bin Laden

Terminator vs. RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd

Yoda (Star Wars) vs. Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) vs. The Hunger Games Bitch

Satan vs. Captain Planet

Kirby vs. Moneka Lou-inski

Donkey Kong vs. Caesar (Planet of the Apes)

Zero (Metal Gear) vs. Adolf Hitler

Da'SleepGod vs. O'Douls

Hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by Dusty Weiss a Half-Life expert, host of The Lead Balloon Podcast, and the President and Founder of Podcamp Media. The crew talks about one of the greatest games of all time and how having a half-life crisis is only a problem if you admit you have a problem.

What's your K:D ratio, bitch? Call of Duty episode. And hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod disrespect the money pit game to a true extent. High End crew is joined by the famous SisterThinRibs, a man ranked among the worst Call of Duty players on Earth. If you stop buying these games, they will stop making them. Only together can we end this trash.

The Reoccurring Rich returns for the part 2 of the Street Fighter episode. Hosts Mattress Machine and Tedro Da'SleepGod dive further and deeper into Street Fighter. It's so deep. Balls Deep. This one is called "More So Street Fighter" because we actually talk about the game more.