High Quality Nonsense

Hold on to your junk, Faith is taking you back with the most scandalous true crime revenge story of the nineties plus two bonus stories! Casey dives into some classic paranormal cryptozoology with one of the most terrifying creatures (with the most special eyes) to be possibly roaming the earth's darkest corners, including horrifying sound clips. Moral of the story: for the love of God, don't explore abandoned buildings or sewer drains.

Hi, welcome to High Quality Pirates, apparently. After a quick bit of nonsense, Faith heads back out to sea to talk about a medieval thirteen-year quest for murderous revenge on the English channel complete with black ships, red sails, and a "hot-ass redhead" grandma. Next, volume up! Casey dives deep to bring you the creepiest and most unsettling mystery of the ocean as recorded by the NOAA. We also discuss the sensible fear of the open ocean and deep water; no one wants to fuck with the upsweep.

Pass The Loot! Faith talks about the downfall of a greedy man of God with a bathroom full of gold plumbing fixtures and an air-conditioned dog house, as well as how far her finger fits in her navel. Casey tells us about the chilling murders of the youngest serial killer on record and her favorite magic trick from childhood. 

Casey goes first! Casey recounts the story of The Toxic Lady of Riverside California, why doctors are vital but kind of stupid, and also why you shouldn't use degreaser as an analgesic. Faith tells the story of an over-the-top revenge of two maids against their strict mistress and her daughter. All wrapped up with a fun fact about why humans are hard-wired to be kind and how elephants think we're puppies.

Faith gives a brief history of the pirates of ancient Greece and modern-day call centers featuring a curiously flamboyant, bossy young Emperor Caesar. Casey indulges in some lip-smackin' self punishment and explores the terrifying story of a ghostly child with a dented head.