High Ramblings

🎙️ Episode 31: Platypussies 🎙️

Whitney came in with corrections from last week’s octopus rabbit hole… and things only got weirder from there. 🐙🤣

This week we somehow spiraled into:
🦒 Wild giraffe fact.
🪱 Sea worms that left us questioning everything.
🦆 The most ridiculous platypus fact that introduced us to a brand-new term for a group of bitches. 🤯
🥭 We tried Señorita Mango Margarita.
🌹 Learned how to keep your roses and carnations alive longer.
🩸 Found out why Victorian women may have actually looked forward to their periods. (Yep… you read that right.)
📱 And wrapped things up with some Reddit stories.

If Whitney’s algorithm keeps feeding her animal mating facts… we’re all in trouble. 😂

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We lost control before we even got started… and honestly, it never recovered. 😂

🚽 TikTok port-a-potties.
🪴 Cass may or may not be banned from buying more plants. (Take a guess how many she owns now. 🌿)
🍹 We tried Sex on the Beach.
💧 Whit asked a question that completely derailed us: Is water wet?
🐙 Then she fell down another rabbit hole and taught us some absolutely WILD octopus facts.
🪚 Oh… and do you know what chainsaws were originally invented for in the 1700s? We do now… and we kind of wish we didn’t. 🥴

If someone ever looked through Whitney’s search history, they’d either think she needed help… or they’d say, “Yep, that tracks.” 🤣

Life will fuck you up, but a laugh is all you got.

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This episode started with… well… 😅 We forgot to mic check, so Whitney sounds like she’s giving a Netflix prison interview for the first half. Bear with us—it gets better, and it’s absolutely worth it. 😂

This week’s chaos includes:
👽 Alien Tinder became a real conversation.
🚪 The LDS missionaries are determined to save Whitney’s neighborhood… and she’s officially over it.
⚔️ Aubrey learned that Valhalla is basically heaven for the cool kids.
🥤 We tried the last VARIN flavor.
🤯 Swapped some wild true facts and, naturally, took way too many side quests.

No scripts. No experts. Just two friends rambling their way through another episode.

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We promise the title makes sense… eventually. 😂

This week we tackled Whit’s World Cup FOMO, debated whether bug spray works on insectoid aliens (and if bugs feel pain 😅), recapped our camping trip, sampled Manhappiness Blueberry Raspberry, and somehow ended the night reading the most unhinged kids’ book titles we’ve ever seen.

As always, we took way more side quests than planned.

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This week started with work-appropriate AI jokes… and somehow ended with survival movies, watermelon booty holes, and poop guzzlers. 🤦‍♀️😂

Here’s what we rambled about:

🐦 Learned how birds actually pee.

🪴 Plant Bingo has us wanting to propagate EVERYTHING.

🤣 Whit gave Cass a brand-new nickname.

🎲 We found a new game from a comedian that we have to try.

🥥 Tried VARIN Coconut Wave and it’s officially a 10/10!

💩 A wild poop news story introduced us to the “Poop Gugglers”… until we realized the word was actually Guzzlers. Oops.

📺 Went down the rabbit hole with the 2-hour YouTube documentary about Taylor from Maternal Instinct and discovered all the things Netflix left out.

🍉 Learned how to pick the perfect watermelon… which somehow led to discussing why it’s the only booty hole we’ll willingly eat. 🤣

🛒 We also decided we’d rather not fit in too well at our local ghetto Walmart.

🐱 Whit’s husband compared our comedy to “a cat trying to find its way out of a paper bag,” and honestly… he’s probably not wrong.

🏕️ Chatted about our upcoming camping trip.

🎬 Wrapped things up debating whether we’d actually survive a movie like Apex.

As always, one conversation turned into twenty side quests, and somehow it all made perfect sense… to us anyway. 😂

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This week on High Ramblings, we took a trip down memory lane and discussed how our episode titles went from 0–100. Two things are certain… Banjo String still sends us every single time 😂 and if you ever need a good laugh, just go read our titles.

🥤 We also tried a brand-new, healthier THC drink from VARIN, a company that just launched in January 2026.

⚡ Cass is currently plotting a full-on Palpatine-style attack against Whit, while Whit provided a detailed survival checklist to make sure Cass doesn’t literally scare her to death.

🐼 We revisited the Giant Panda discussion to debunk a theory and ended up deciding if you’re watching a documentary, you need to watch every version on every platform to get the complete story.

🎬 We discussed Maternal Instinct and agreed it’s equal parts heartbreaking and absolutely insane.

🚗 We also tackled the age-old question:

What does “Riding Dirty” actually mean?

(And discovered not everyone agrees.)

👽 Then Whit launched a question from so far out of left field that it sent the entire conversation into a side quest with absolutely no warning and no return map.

🛸 We wrapped things up debating whether watching Disclosure Day while elevated would be the best idea ever… or the worst idea imaginable.

As always, we started with a plan and ended up somewhere completely different.

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Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.

This week on High Ramblings, we kicked things off by talking about the documentary Perfect Wife before diving into some absolutely wild animal news stories.

🐊 A Nile crocodile somehow went missing from a privately owned zoo in Louisiana

🪳 An Australian “cockroach kingpin” made headlines

🌊 Scientists discovered over 1,000 brand-new marine species… and naturally, Whitney immediately translated that to “new alien life found.” 👽

Of course, we also tried a delicious new THC drink and went on more side quests than we can count.

As always, we’re not experts, we’re just here to ramble, laugh, and question everything.

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This week we went down a wild rabbit hole of TRUE stories involving people, questionable decisions, and emergency room visits that could have been avoided with a little common sense. 😳

Of course, we cracked open a new drink for review, shared plenty of laughs, and then switched gears to discuss a crazy documentary The Family I Had.

From hilarious ER mishaps to thought-provoking conversations, this episode is all over the place in the best High Ramblings way. 🤣

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What started with true crime somehow ended with houseplants… and honestly, that’s pretty on brand for us. 🤣

This week we:

🌱 Discussed Black Bird and the true story behind Larry Hall

💧 Tried a new Keef H2O drink

🎢 Talked about a woman suing firefighters after a roller coaster rescue

😱 Took a side quest into Final Destination fears and horror movie survival logic

🏃 Agreed that movies have taught us one important lesson: don’t run upstairs!

☀️ Shared our weekend adventures

🌿 Wrapped things up with some plant talk

As always, one topic led to another, then another, and somehow we ended up discussing things we never planned on talking about. That’s just how we ramble.

Please be advised that this show contains explicit language, mature themes, and discussions regarding cannabis and THC . In many regions, the possession and use of cannabis products are illegal under federal law. The content in this podcast is for information and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute legal, financial, or medical advise. The views expressed by the hosts and guests are their own. Listener discretion is advised.