High Thoughts

High Thoughts

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High Thoughts episodes

  • Dumb Ways To Die

    Set fire to your hair
    Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    Eat medicine that's out of date
    Use your private parts as Piranha bait

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Get your toast out with a fork
    Do your own electrical work
    Teach your self how to fly
    Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Invite a psycho killer inside
    Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
    Take your helmet off in outer space
    Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Keep a rattle snake as a pet
    Sell both your kidneys on the internet
    Eat a tube of super glue
    I wonder, what's this red button do?

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
    Stand on the edge of a train station platform
    Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
    Run across the tracks between the platforms
    They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

    Dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die
    Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb
    So many dumb ways to die

    43 min
  • Dumb Ways To Die

    Set fire to your hair
    Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    Eat medicine that's out of date
    Use your private parts as Piranha bait

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Get your toast out with a fork
    Do your own electrical work
    Teach your self how to fly
    Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Invite a psycho killer inside
    Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
    Take your helmet off in outer space
    Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Keep a rattle snake as a pet
    Sell both your kidneys on the internet
    Eat a tube of super glue
    I wonder, what's this red button do?

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
    Stand on the edge of a train station platform
    Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
    Run across the tracks between the platforms
    They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

    Dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die
    Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb
    So many dumb ways to die

    43 min
  • Dos Equis

    Coronavirus x2, double standards and honestly who tf knows. The world is ending. 

    42 min
  • Dos Equis

    Coronavirus x2, double standards and honestly who tf knows. The world is ending. 

    42 min

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Tune in as Marcus, Chase and Coledon answer all the mysteries the earth presents. High Thoughts is essentially as it sounds, all the thoughts you have while intoxicated. Descriptions are boring af so…