Hello Highlyans, it has been quite some time since the boys, the brothers, the only two men from different mothers, Kif and Quatro have brought you, the MASSES, the factuals. They have spent months on the moon with Frank Sinatra in their own private Space Hotel worshipping as much Herbs and Trees as they could bring and grow in their Space Garden. In that time being so much closer to the Fact Gods they received a bountiful amount of FACTUAL ENLIGHTENMENTS. This week they bring you facts like a Widely popular Blank Book, when is a good time to Brush your Teeth and Funny Obituaries, strap in and get ready to be confused because this episode they Worshipped the Herbs really hard and they made those Trees cry with how much they were Worshipped.

HELLO HIGHLYANS!!!! It has been quite some time, it is with vivid regret that I must inform you that the Brothers of Factuals were swept up into the Summer Vortex of Anti-Factual Abyss of made up Nonsense! Although after a long awaited return and months of Adventures and Challenges to emerge from the Anti-Factual Void safely, the Brothers to be King of all Facts, Kif and Quatro have returned!!! and they are ready to Regail you with Tales of their past as well as factuals such as the biggest Carp ever caught, Million Dollar Liquor, and Combustible Grapes. So sit back and relax as Kif and Quatro once again bring you on a wild ride through factual enlightenments while worshipping the herbs and trees.

THE MASSES!!!! How have y'all been old chums, our Highlyan Familials, worshippers of the Herbs and Trees? ...Well I am Glad some of you are doing Well, and Sorry some of you are doing Not So Well. You know? Since you are all Separate People with Unique Sets of Emotions. I understand and respect that to the fullest extent. It is so lovely to see everyone, and once again let the Brothers Kif and Quatro bring you the Factual Enlightenments of the Century!!! This week we have facts that involve things like; the Biggest Summer Blockbuster of all time, a diagram of how fish recycle Rubber Duckies, Orangutans showing much dislike for their exes, and many more wacky and fun Factual Enlightenments so lets enjoy this dinner together as we listen to the Brothers Regail us with some factuals.

Sorry for the wait Highlyans! Quatro and Kif took there Summer Vacation, but they are back and they never even stopped worshipping the Herbs and Trees while on their break. So boy are they ready to deliver the factuals to THE MASSES today. This episode is brought to you from new places other than the brothers home offices! Quatro is enjoying a nice sunset and ocean skyline as Kif enjoys the delicious smells of street food and a city skyline. It is time to buckle up and join the Brothers on a wild ride through topics such as clownfish, strange laws that were never abolished, and NASCAR races, so join us on this rocketship of Factual Enlightenments and get ready to be knowledged.

Welcome to the vaguely familiar but yet so new, bright, and colorful new world of the Herbs and Trees where Kif and Quatro worship them alongside the worlds local dwellers, the Highlyans. The Quatro and Kif study and worship among the Highlyan people to bring you, THE MASSES, Factual Enlightenments beyond your Wildest Dreams, some that include topics such as The Skynets of the Food Industry, Lemon Soda, URanus, Fart Smells, and Many more. [So join us on this trip / with your herbs that we'll worship / Trees in the night sky / Brothers pray, wind blows by]

This week on Highly Factual the Boys bring you, THE MASSES, a Very Special Guest, and not only is he Special, have the stature of a brick wall, and a Hilarious member of the Sasquatch tribe he is also Highly Factuals first Guest! So sit back relax and listen to the Boys open up the Factuals with things such as sperm, zebras and dolphins. After the commercial break, the Boys continue to Worship the Herbs and Trees as they introduce us to our elusive and hard to photograph furry bipedal friend. He is known by many names, Sasquatch, Yeti, Kickflips4Satan, Shnitzel, SamScratch and many more, but today he is spending some of his precious time with us. Hope you enjoy Highlyans!

BACK AT IT AGAIN! Its what you have all been waiting for! The magnificent, the brilliant, the gorgeous brothers forever caught inside an Idiot Plot! Will they ever escape? Only Time will tell... and Time says "absolutely not they are staying inside this Idiot Plot forever that way they can bring THE MASSES all the wonderful facts from worshipping all the herbs and trees. for art though not allowed to stray from the Idiot Plot Path becaus if Ye Boys Stray it will incite a dreadful Famine of Facts upon the lands and boring mundane unfactual conversation shall run Rampant among THE MASSES" Well You heard it here first Highlyans at the Kif and Quatro Circus Tent, the boys will continue the Idiot Plot this week by bringing you facts about things such as Vampires fighting in WWII, chainsaw surgeries, puking pilots, and many more. So sit down, relax, and enjoy the cicus acts we have planned.

What is up Highlyans? The boys are back again and as always they are worshipping the most holy of herbs and trees so that they can bring you, THE MASSES, the best of the best, the factualist of the factuals. This week Quatro and Kif bring you such topics as famous rich people daydreaming about being a lowly peasant, Marvels superiority over DC, the first Black Supreme Court Justice and many more. So tune in this week to the wonderful antics, banter, and factual enlightenments that the brothers Quatro and Kif have to offer.

On todays zany adventures with the one and only highliest of the most factuals to ever exist! ITS THE BOYS, THE MYTHS, THE VERY AVErage humans who not only worship the trees and herbs but they listen. Its Quatro and Kif! Its Kif and Quatro! They have worshipped to the almighty factual herbs and trees and they have listened to our oh holy ones factual enlightenments so that they can bring such ancient and important ultimate truths to THE MASSES!!! So strap in Highlyans, this is gonna be a Highly Factual ride you're about to go on. All about things such as Steve Irwins pet tortoise's crazy past, Eminem's gift giving prowess, the scourge of Musician Knights willing to protect the Queen and many more you must hear for yourself!

On this episode of Highly Factual, the Brothers, Kif & Quatro are going on a wild Adventure of Factual Enlightenments with their Highlyan friends so they can provide you, THE MASSES, an absolutely excellent selection of facts. That they themselves received by the ancient art of worshipping The Herbs & Trees. They pass down Factual Enlightenments given to them by the Oh so Holy Herbs & Trees about such things as polyamorous Geese, Potential Government Sleuthing Felines, Gambling Delivery Services, and an Absolute Feminine Icon, among many other things! So be sure to find out what our two favorite Factual Friends are getting into this week!