On this episode, we’re gonna watch "Barney" while in jail, relax to some ASMR, “sink” a couple of hole-in-ones by use of the old “pooter”, fantasize about the “Principal” reason kids portray Coyote Ugly in school, and praise purple-haired white women with big thighs and high BMIs for their woke ideology… buckle up, folks; it’s gonna get bumpy.