Highpocracy

Ryan's back from the hell portal he opened last episode, but he had to sell his soul to do it. More importantly, we're now besties with the devil, and he/she/they're super chill.

Buoyed up by the first new friend we've made in months, we tackle the problems of unhealthy marital one-upsmanship, reckless public gecko exposure, and the unlawful arrest of a man who just wanted to get his lampposts home safe. Can we solve them all before Ryan's physical form crumbles into dust? Only one way to find out!

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When the living run out of problems to solve, the dead are sure to provide. We dive headfirst into some dark magicks in order to confront the passing of a dear friend, the appropriation of some deeply held beliefs, and how to make the best of being trapped inside an ATM.

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Also, if anyone has seen Ryan recently, please tell him to come home. His family misses him.

Highpocracy moves into the 21st century as we catch up with some long-lost friends on the hit new social network BudSpace. Along the way, we solve the problems of America's unruly elderly, disrespectful journalists, and the coming war between snakes and mailmen that will claim us all. We also develop our own social media presence, which you should totally follow us on.

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The team at Highpocracy is expanding, as we've hired a new team of interns to help us find and vet problems for us to solve (just don't tell them they're not getting paid)! They help us dig into the issues of spacebound sandwiches, increased shark mobility, and what to do when you outgrow your childhood dad.

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We've got a new paperboy! With his help we deal with the problems of negative municipal externalities, wrathful gods, and the drawbacks of using shellfish as a building material. Now if he'd only stop trashing that creepy neighbor's house...

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In our pilot episode, we solve the problems of floating Alaskan strip clubs, unwanted sex dummies, and the intricacies of modern real estate listings, all while fending off the wild dogs that continuously circle our studio.