Hildy's Hot Takes

Hildy's Hot Takes

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Hildy's Hot Takes episodes

  • Episode 21: Please, for the Love of God, Cancel the Metaverse NOW!!!!!

    I said like 6 times on the episode that it was episode 22 but I am an idiot so its actually episode 21. On this one I talk about Chipotle basically chopping my balls off in exchange for a bowl and some chips. I then dive in to this absolute maniac's theory about the up and coming Metaverse and segway that into some Connor Mcdavid appreciation. Also, why are we still talking about Jon Gruden, bro that shit happened like a month ago wtf??? Enjoy EPISODE 21

    21 min
  • Episode 20: I Forgot how Shitty the Flying Experience Is

    To start the episode off, I commend Kyle Beach for his courage to speak out and shed a light on what happened to him. I then read a few paragraphs from the book I am currently reading that sum up perfectly what we should all do when faced with extremely uncomfortable situations where our backs might be against the wall. That is followed by a mega rant about how brutal flying is. A mega rant. To end my longest pod to date, I list the top 5 beers in history according to me and my huge brain and impeccable taste buds. Enjoy!

    27 min
  • Episode 20: Did I Mention I Hate Turbulence?
    Another late episode but I don't care. What matters is that I recorded and I am back for another week. Oh, and also this one is 30 minutes so fart noise. On this episode I go in depth about how shitty the flying experience is in relation to my recent trip to Rapid City, South Dakota last weekend. I then list my top 5 favorite beers of all time. The episode then takes a turn for 10 minutes at the end where I discuss the events with Kyle Beach and the Chicago Blackhawks video coach in a very pragmatic manner.
    30 min
  • Episode 19: Random Boner Support Group

    It is 9pm. I have been buzzing all day. I am gassed and in a hurry but I am not a piece of shit lazy ass podcaster. I am a hard working, determined, never-miss-an-episode podcaster. Every week baby. Anyway I was tired and in a rush for this one. I talk about stupid idiots smoking meth on Twitter, and Jake Gylenhalls boner. Enjoy.

    17 min
  • Episode 18: Liiiiiiiive From Tulsa, Oklahoma

    Sorry for the delay on this episode folks! Took a few days to get settled in here in Tulsa, you know? Errands to run, practices and workouts to go to, an apartment to set up. Anyway, enjoy episode 18. I talk about travelling to Tulsa, Tulsa itself, NFL power rankings, advanced stat hockey nerds being losers, and 5g being nothing but a scam.

    18 min
  • Episode 17: Conference Championship Rings are a Joke

    -Life update/Canada is a joke

    -Went 0-3 for my prime time bets this week

    -NFL catch & fumble rule is one of the dumbest in all of sports

    -C0llege hockey is back... more hot takes to come

    -MLB Playoff celebrations

    -People just don't know how to shut the fuck up on the internet

    19 min
  • Episode 15: The "Feel Good" Breathing Technique

    Hilarious episode! So there was a national election in Canada yesterday? I didn't even know about it. I forgot about it. I was too busy GRINDING in the gym shooting like 20 pucks and getting a huge blister on my hand. Then I was too busy trying to figure out if I was going to bet on the Packers or the Lions. While putting in a bet for that game I decided I was going to fade the United States for the Ryder Cup for reasons announced on the pod... Enjoy!!

    21 min
  • Episode 14: Fishing, Football and Fornicating

    -Fishing trip recap

    NFL Week 1:

    -Bengals head coach with all-time terrible coaching decision

    -Vikes are fucked already

    -Tom Brady is immortal/Aaron rogers is a bum

    -Monday Night Football Electricity

    -Derek Carr > Kirk Cousins

    -Gotta feel bad for Trevor Lawrence

    21 min

About Hildy's Hot Takes

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Host Jarod Hilderman is here to give you your weekly dose of takes so hot that you have to respect them even if you think they are stupid.