Hillbilly Nerd Talk

It’s Christmas Eve. ME and Petra are home alone. Great night to do a show! We loved Aquaman. Go see it. Kevin Spacey is a weird guy, but what he is currently in trouble for is BS. What’s the point of putting our Christmas decorations if you can’t annoy your asshole neighbors? Deadpool has offended […]

Leave it to nutritionists to make me feel bad about a craving. Yikes! Wasn’t there a movie in the 80’s about a kid presenting themselves as a minority? I thought this issue really was resolved. Baby It’s STILL Cold Outside! We wrestled this one last year. Ah! It gets complicated. Grand Theft Otter! Oh Bad […]

We had a pleasant family Thanksgiving. One down one to go. We have an interesting discussion on both smoking sex doll brothels. Stan Lee will be missed by many, but some seem to use his passing as a platform for their social issues. And mega church says yoga is demonic. Shocking. Check out Alex S […]

Flat Earthers are a group dedicated to denying science. I hypothesize some are doing for the attention. What line does it cross to walk your girlfriend on a leash at the mall? So Louis CK asked Sara Silverman if he could master bate in front of her too. Um. Australia, what is up? Seriously y’all […]

I had a little fetish makeup show and tell. Kat Von D’s Fetish Holiday pallet is as entertaining as it is beautiful! We love the names! Available at Sephora. Ah, I had a moment of stunned silence listening to a friend’s mom make things real uncomfortable. Yikes! We watched baled eagles hunt and fish. Nature […]

We are visiting local institutions and businesses, and this week we got to go to prison. It was a surprise for us. SETI scientists in West Virginia are uncovering some promising signals. The YouTube beauty community drama has kept me busy. And Tara Reed’s intoxicating interview got to us.

The tariff on craft products and fabrics is gonna cause little old ladies to burn the country to the ground. Elastic waist pants are always a no once you’re no longer a toddler. A new and unsurprising all time best selling album. No one wanted this nazi. And how much does a date cost?

Hank is scaring Chairman Meow to death clumping around on a crutch. He bruised his fat. WTF We’re engrossed in Sharp Objects. Hits close to home for me. War on Everyone is a great movie. Totally worth checking out! It’s a rewatch for us. I’m binging on self help right now, working my way to […]

Hank has found something more boring than old Godzilla movies to sleep to: soccer. This story about a city council woman in Kansas is too crazy to spoil. https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article214431419.html On this day in 1804 Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton dueled. July 11th. Or city cat is nothing like a country cat. And she did pee […]

Petra went to Vegas and found a great slot machine. Does anyone else eat rice with milk and sugar? Westworld is amazing. Jerry Springer ends. Maybe he’ll run for president. Hank is supper obsessed with the World Cup Japanese Mascot, Ippie-Kun. Adorably so. And Saudi Arabian women may get the right to drive.