B.ecause I can't sleep 

E.veryday slipping into chaos

A.utomatic violent reactions

N.o one has the answers

I.nstitutions falling

E.nd of the world coming

Babies! This week the HiLoCast is visiting the Barn! The Beanie Baby Barn! It's all fun and happiness at the Beanie Baby Barn! Yay! We got Princess and Patti! Doodle and Strut! Floppity and Fleece! Grab your Basket Beanies, your Beanie Buddies and Beanie Boos too because you're all invited to the Barn, this is a now a Beanie Baby podcast!

A lot of crazy awful shit happening all over, so how about an all "Ask Dr. Soft P" episode?! Action Required!!

7-up Heads Up! Remember that game? Back when we could all be in the same room? This week the Hilocast looks at socializing in a socially distanced world. Here's a tip, look at the ground, there's money down there! Joined by executive producer Eric we go hard at it. Then later, Dr, Soft P settles a case of "Tit for Tat" where the Tat was acting like a Tit! Keep on keepin' on, we love y'all.

Almost 20 years ago the world changed forever. A man, a Vectorman, stepped out of a skid-o-can with a dog named Monkey. The prophecy was true: The World Revolves Around Vectors.

We may have a lot going on right now, but the vectors are still here. Today, the Hilocast with long time friend Danny, band together for the vectors one last time. Join us, as we go back decades, in search of that truth... the truth that matters... vectors.

Okie Dokie HiLo Heads we have finally reached the end of our eight hour record 100th episode and we have a real corker to wrap things up! Friend of the show filmmaker/podcaster Len Kabasinski returns to talk the future of Corona related low budget horror, and how this could hurt or help to micro budget indie picture in the Post-Covid world.

Then later as we reach the final lap of our Centennial episode, fatigue sets in and tempers flare! Fortunately Liz and Eric return to teach us a little something about the Jewish holiday of Purim and for another instance of "Soft P Live."

Emily and Julie of The Great American Love Story podcast wrap things up with a discussion on the future of Sex-Ed in the Zoom classroom age, and then get little help from the good (bad) doctor about a very sensitive issue!

Do hundredth episodes usually come in five parts? If not they should! Part Four keeps the celebration going with several returning guests! Kate, Ken, Taty and Jes join the guys to talk engagement rings, hunting for autographs, Hypothetical Selena From Home Covid Concerts and Biff. Not in that order! What are you waiting for?! Stick those buds in and mash Play!

Have you and your loved ones discussed a DNR? You should. TRUST US. Thanks for continuing this deep chasm into our 100th episode. Will Fauci show? Is Fauci Fired? We ask our lovely returning guests Matt, Bri and Jeremy the Artist to talk past and future run ins with Dr. Soft P.

And for the absolute last fucking time Naughty Kitten reveal yourself or we will do it for you! Catch us on Twitch too if the world isn't burning.

This week's episode is the pinnacle of our show, we're calling it "The Apex" episode. That's right, you guessed it - Dr Soft P has reached Maximum P, saving a real couple - in real time, no smoke and mirrors here folks, just pure relationship healing! Big thank you to our beloved guests Adrienne, Jamil.

At the summit, we also catch up with another favorite guest, Cass! We resurrect Chucky up there in the clouds, it's a wild ride! We love you all, stay safe!

Can you believe it's been one hundred episodes?! Neither can we! And thanks to a certain "virus" going around we managed to get just about every former guest from the past one hundred episodes back for a very special multi-part 100th episode!

Part One kicks things off with corrections, omissions, old commentary beefs and soft p's with returning guests Josh, Katie and Stefan! It's a multi week 100th episode folks because we are taking a recording break due to all the damn echos!

Recorded a couple of weeks ago it's the guy's first attempt at going full social distancing for the podcast. It does not go well. Doom and gloom and we figure out if we can hear the echo! Plus a Dr. Soft P segment unlike anyone we have done before.