Hippojuice Highlight 1/25/17:

– Ted Cruz owns Deadspin with a Grayson Allen Tweet

– Kellyanne Conway’s 90’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed

– Tall guys are not allowed to drive cars

– McDonalds is selling Mac Sauce now, and not all locations are selling the McRib

– Elon Musk is fucking crushing it

Hippojuice Highlights 1/18/17:

– Music the men on the show weren’t allowed to listen to as children because of religion

– The most annoying airplane passangers top 14 list

– We talk about the new Nintendo Switch & Zelda and how amazing it looks

Hippojuice Highlights 1/11/17:

– Piss Gate is really just 4Chan trolling the CIA

– Taco Bell can do no wrong releasing the Naked Chicken Chalupa while also being ranked the healthiest fast food chain

– The Sausage Castle burns down suspiciously

– We review the top 25 Florida Man stories from 2016

Hippojuice Highlights 12/28/16:

– Royce tells an Uber story about Spirit airlines getting sued

– We run down some of the better Christmas movies and realize Kyle hasn’t seen many growing up as a JW

– Yoga pants are ruining our morals and Louboutins are exchanged for blow jobs

– Were Cinnabon and Steve Martin offensive with their Carrie Fisher tweets? Breaking news, we also just lost Debbie Reynolds

– We run through technology predictions for 2020

Hippojuice Highlights 12/14/16:

– How hipsters killed food in 2016.

– Pastor Royce claims to make men’s penises larger by massaging them with his hands.

– FSU student redirects the entire school to meatspin.com and doesn’t get a medal.

– Would you eat a My Little Pony burger?

Hippojuice Highlights 12/7/2016:

– Royce and Marie open the show alone and talk about what makes someone funny and where Pastor Royce came from

– We go into Kyle’s back story of why he likes tech and AI so much

– Royce talks about how he’s using his new Google Home and we explore how cars are integrating with Google and where VR is going next

– Warning, Royce spoils Westworld at 8:45 accidentally.

– Amazon is building grocery stores you can just walk out of and pay

Hippojuice Highlights 11/30/2016:

– Royce talks about being banned on Facebook and what is acceptable to post

– We get Condom Junkie added to Urban Dictionary

– Flip phones are ruining relationships now

Hippojuice Highlights 11/23/2016:

– We say what we’re going to do for Thanksgiving this year

– Only 1 in 5 people are actually fine when they say it

– How can a country really censor the Internet?

– Pastor Royce uses Grindr to preach the word of the Lord instead of Sindr

Hippojuice Highlights 11/16/16:

– American Liberals are smug and need to learn how to listen, and stop burning New Balance Shoes

– A woman gets pregnant twice from the same load of sperm

– We list out the newest most dangerous toys for kids

– More future talk about self driving cars, CRISPR, Hyperloop and Google Allo

Hippojuice Highlights 11/9/2016:

– All of us just had the best day ever today watching everyone lose their minds over the election results

– South Park has to rewrite the episode scheduled to air on 11/9/2016 because they didn’t realize Trump would win

– Are dolphins or bears giving people AIDs? Don’t worry, Crispr will cure it.