History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

The Hyenas have Enissa Amani on the poddy and things GET WILD YAAASSSSS!

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The hyenas have Carly Aquilino on the pod and they talk history of the Titanic!

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The Hyenas have Akaash Singh on the poddy and things GET WILD YAAASSSSS!

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The HYENAS catch up with comedian Ryan Long! They talk about Canadian serial killer Paul Kenneth Bernardo. Bernardo is known for initially committing a series of rapes in Scarborough, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, between 1987 and 1990. GET READY FOR A WILD EPISODE!

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This is a celebration of Bernie Madoff! WEI ZHONG XIAN! The guy did some pretty brutes things to a lot of people and now he's in jail! RIP to all the money lost but you greedy 1% deserved it!!!

Guys are in the studio discussing the WILD things that happened two weeks ago, the Capitol getting raided! First, we discuss if Yanni is on Happy Inauguration Day! Let's see how long it will take for Joe Biden to get out of there and for Kamala Harris to be our new Presidente! Chris may be a bit bummed Trump is probably going over the wall but he's excited that he's welcoming a new patriot on Independence Day: July 4th! YEP, we have a new baby Hyena coming into the family!!

Now the guys are discussing Bernie Madoff and IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, YOU'RE ON NOTICE! Everyone listens to money, and how to you make money? CRIME! Now Bernie is from Queens New York. Screwed in Kid (yes a smart Jewish kid!) that was a lawyer and then an Investment advisor. He soon rose to the top and ended up becoming “The World’s Largest Hedge Fund Is a Fraud" How did no one see this coming? he was a charming guy! A con man!

Do you know what a Ponzi scheme is? We don't know either! What is insider trading? Who are the 1%? We try to figure it out in this episode. LISTEN AND SHARE!

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Chris and Yannis are BACK and they talking about The Battle of The Little Big Horn and no that’s not Yannis’ piece! The boys are putting you ON NOTICE IF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS because the Hyenas are talking about how the good guys won.

The boys are talking about how their managers and agents are on notice in 2021! They talk about what they wanted to be instead of comedians. Chris recalls that he wanted to be a teacher and actually from 2003-2004 was working hard to be a New York garbage man. Swear to god!! It’s a scene that is going into his movie that he will inevitably create called “Ridgewood”. SPEAKING OF MOVIES, Chris and Colin Quinn are waiting for a call to hear Florida’s newest resident, Mr. Altucher. But Yanni thinks he hasn’t gotten a call because there is a Jewish war between Jerry Seinfeld and James Altucher. WEI ZHONG XIAN!

Now let's get into some history babe 👉General George Custer was a good midwestern boy with nice golden hair. He wasn’t the best student but said he wanted to fight wars and says I’m off to New York and studied at West Point! He was a Civil War hero and went on to fight more wars, like the Long Plains Indian War. Whites and Indigenous people fighting for what is today U.S territory. The battle of Little Big Horn took place in Montana and lasted 2 days in June 1876.

The battle was BRUTES as he and his men totaled 650 people fighting what ended up being thousands of warriors. It was a victory for the good guys, the Lakota, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho Indians. Listen to how brutal they were to George Custer’s and how they killed him..and his piece, TOTALLY BRUTES BABE!

REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ

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This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/

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HAPPY NEW YEAR CUZZIES! We started the New Year by interviewing Mike Rowe !!

Guys first reflect on the year. What a nightmare but the boys did grow in 2020! We’re gonna make it in 2021 because reality is a suggestion, so 2020 is still our year. Who’s writing this? Yanni Biden? Anyways health to you and your loved ones, know that this year is the year of the cock. And when we say that we mean the year of the PSEUDO PENIS!

How gorgeous is that guy’s voice? I mean Mike Rowe is the most designed man for television that they guys fall in love with. Mike Rowe is lucky this is through zoom or else Chris would kiss him straight on the lips!!

Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel’s Dirty Jobs is starting new show. Before we tell you, did you know that this guy went from being an opera singer, to working on QVC’s Shopping Channel to showing us the dirtiest jobs in America. WILD STUFF. Now the kid has a new show about history called Six Degrees with Mike Rowe. Listen babe, everything in our crazy world is connected. Showing on Discovery+, Mike transports himself back in time to some of the most major moments in history and connects the dots between these events. He connects Australian outlaw, Ned Kelley to how wifi was connected. I MEAN HOW WILD IS THAT CUZZIE?!

Mike Rowe is a dope entrepreneur who considers at one point working with the guys for a TV show. But then Ven- antifa kind of ruins it. LET’S HOPE MIKEY RO RO ACCEPTS THE NEW PRODUCING JOB she loses! Wei Zhong Xian!

We kept is low key this year. Chris and Chazz Palminteri went to Times Square and say Jennifer Lopez ’s ass! ITS WHAT IT IS CUZZIE! The rest of the Hyenas stayed home. What’d you do?!

REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ

OUR SPONSOR 🚨

This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/

Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Make no mistake this is the last time to say that because every year after is going to be Happy Chinese New Year because of Emporer Biden. WEI ZHONG XIAN! Just joking! It's a great time in the studio, boys are back looking back at the year and talking Nazis and NASA. WILD! This has been the worst year, because of COVID-19, or has it been because Trump won? It doesn't matter, overall we can all agree that it was a shit year.

Chris and Yanni get some dope gifts from Homelesspimp AKA Binky AKA Loaf AKA Mike Lavin our amazing producer. Go check this out on video because it's hilarious to see Chris's "Make AOC Bartend Again" and Yanni finally become his doppelganger, the kid looks jacked!

The Cuzzies break down the history of Operation Paperclip. THE US GOVERNMENT IS ON NOTICE! Did you know that NASA hired ex-Nazi scientist from Germany? The German scientists were bad guys but we needed to keep Russia away from us, so we hired the bad guys to help us get to the moon first. Did you know the Cold War was that bad?

We told them, listen forget about your old life, tell everyone you wanted to come here to see Micky Mouse and build some rockets. At this Time Harry Truman was in office (he was the original Kamala Harris because he served as vice president first!) and he denied these facts, but was the one who signed off on it.

So yeah, Nazis got the USA to the moon, 2020 was a squeak of a year BUT a WILD WILD year for the History Hyenas. Tell us your favorite clip from this year bubbas!

REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ

OUR SPONSOR 🚨

This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/

Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!

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🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website

🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram

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WEPA in the Morning 2020 year in review! WILD CUZZIES! It's been a fun year of WEPA and we appreciate all of you for the support! YAAAASSSSS

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THE BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WOKE YANNI IS LIVING THROUGH HIS OWN CHRISTMAS CAROL. Yannis Pappas is back in the studio after fighting The Hilary! He is now Yanni Kolloni and realizing that he had a nice life after seeing how hard it was recovering from COVID-19. He’s recovered and now is WOKE and wants us to be aware of Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and all the other holidays. Because it's not just Christmas!

The boys discuss a topic that Chris has always been interested in: The Council of Nicaea. In 325 ACE, Roman Emperor Constantine I brought together leaders of the Christian faith to resolve the controversy of Arianism and establish the doctrine of the Holy Trinity.

Now make no mistake, there were many Councils of Nancia and in one of them, they decided that Jesus had a birthday sometime in December. Now during the time of Jesus, there were many people who claimed that they were the messiah. These guys picked Jesús and called it a day. Right? Really we don’t know! We’re the History Hyenas, go GOOGLE IT CUZ! Everything is real, Yanni is the real Jesus, and Chris is the gender-fluid Holy Spirit. It doesn’t matter! Reality is a suggestion.

All we care is that you have a Happy Holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa from the History Hyenas🎄

Love you bubbas!

REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ

OUR SPONSOR 🚨

This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/

Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!

Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️

🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website

🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website

🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website

🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram

Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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