HIVESMASH 3000

HIVESMASH 3000

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HIVESMASH 3000 episodes

  • THE BIG BELATED BUMPER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ONE
    It’s BIG! It‘s BUMPER! It‘s BELATED! Ok, so it’s kind of, sort of, not Christmas anymore, but here’s the slightly delayed HIVESMASH 3000 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, in which Mike and Keith discuss retro Christmas times and provide some never before heard choice cuts from the year past, plus a somewhat inevitable game about poo and some last minute Christmas puns! Like! Subscribe! EnJINGLEjoy!
    38 min
  • THE MOST FRIGHTENED ONE
    In which Mike and Keith discuss Mike´s love of tennis and CLIFF RICHARD, and the HIVE´S obsession with Count Dracula. We also find out what WASPS are up to and there are games aplenty, with "IS DES DEAD?" and a thoroughly offensive round of WOULD YOU RATHER....
    29 min
  • THE CHARLES BRONSON ONE
    In which Mike and Keith discuss Tom Hardy's acting methods and Henry the Eighth´s toilet habits. Mike gets DISTRACTED BY A CAT and the world´s greatest horror movie game returns with another round of FRANKENRIGHT OR FRANKENSHITE...
    28 min
  • THE DEATH BY MANGO ONE
    In which Mike and Keith discuss their reluctance to simply stay alive by eating healthy, Mike gets ACTUAL CORONAVIRUS and has to self isolate with his choice of celebrities and THE ANIMAL KINGDOM FALLS APART COMPLETELY as a result of a game called SAVE THE WHALE OR COMPLETE FAIL.....
    27 min
  • THE DAD OF THE BAD ONE
    In which Mike and Keith discuss the little known Kung Fu movie THE KARATTY KID, Mike tells the first in a series of ORRIBLE TALES, and the genius of the death metal band CANNIBAL CORPSE is celebrated, with a game of CORPSE IT IS OR CORPSE IT ISNT.
    32 min
  • THE ORRIBLE BREAD ONE
    In which Mike tries to convince Keith that sourdough bread is not DISGUSTING, there is a massively exciting and challenging QUICKFIRE QUIZ, and movie buffs are comprehensively catered for, courtesy of the game IMDBONAFIDE or IMDBOLLOCKS. Guest appearance by the actor Timothy Spall (sort of).
    27 min
  • THE GOING OUT OF YOUR MIND ONE
    in which Mike and Keith describe almost dying of laughter (literally!), isolation activities for when theres NOWT else left to do, and introduce their superior knowledge of new music. Also, pit your wits against the finest horror movie game ever invented: FRANKENRIGHT OR FRANKENSHITE.
    34 min
  • 1. THE INEVITABLE ISOLATION ONE
    In which Mike and Keith discuss being socially distant and make a shopping list for the end of the world. Also introducing THE ABLE SEAMEN on the topic of romantic love, and the effects of isolation thereupon....
    30 min

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Because what the world needs now is two more straight, white men who think they´re funny.