Caroline forgot her own call-to-action from last week (yes, really)  so before anything else, she's finally committing to the 7-dates-with-the-same-guy challenge starting next week. 👀

Then Side Piece gets blindsided with a literal shock collar as the new "stop talking over each other" rule, and things escalate from there.

This week's big question: do women expect too much of men in 2026? Lauren and Caroline dig into the shift from old-school gender roles to partnership, why "50/50 isn't always 50/50," and why anyone born before 2005 is apparently off the table (sorry).

Side Piece also takes the Boyfriend Intelligence Test, a 10-question pop quiz on everything from periods to concealer to sheet-washing frequency. (He did better than expected.)

Then it's 50+ rapid-fire either-or questions pulled straight from you guys, including:

• Fake vs. real, clingy vs. independent, talking stage etiquette
• Left on read vs. a one-word reply — which one's worse
• Snooping vs. lying, and whether deleting messages counts as cheating
• Venting about your relationship to friends and family: healthy or not
• How many guys'/girls' nights is too many
• Give up sports for a month, or sex for a month
• The crooked-parking-at-the-gas-station red flag debate
• Watching the show without your partner (a crime, apparently)
• Love languages, and what women think men care about but actually don't

Plus a hater award nobody asked for, but somebody earned.

If you made it this far  subscribe, it's free, and it helps. New episodes every Friday. 🎙️

Full episodes also on Spotify & Apple Podcasts. Everything we're wearing and the (in)famous shock collar are linked in our Amazon storefront below. Merch store coming soon !

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He wasn't on the roster but 26 women sent him their money anyway. This week on Ho 2 Housewife, Lauren, Caroline, and Side Piece dig deeper into the Daejon Love fake NFL player scandal, break down why smart women fell for an investment scheme disguised as a romance, and ask the question nobody wants to answer: did they lie to themselves?

Then we play Red Flag or Green Flag — 50 real dating questions, zero filter. Phone face down at dinner: red or green? Saying "I love you" on date two? Wanting your location 24/7? The answers might surprise you.

Plus, the Lindsay Clancy mistrial. Eleven jurors said not guilty by reason of insanity. One said no. Caroline breaks down what actually happened in that deliberation room and what comes next.

And we end with a teaser for next week: hormones, HRT, and why Lauren says it's the new Botox.

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Episode 3 is HERE and we are coming in HOT. Lauren owes a public apology, Caroline got a black eye at the lake, and we have a brand new experiment that might actually get somebody a husband. 

This week we're talking about the filter epidemic on dating apps, what happens when a guy shows up to the date and you don't look like your pictures, the hotel rule for out-of-town dates, thirst traps in relationships, and whether Snapchat needs to disappear the second you get a man.

PLUS we might be launching a 7-date experiment where Caroline goes on real dates while Lauren hides in the bushes with binoculars. This is not a drill.

Real Women. Real Receipts. Real Talk.

There is only one Dolly. 🤍

We couldn't let her legacy go without saying something, so we did what any self-respecting women would do. We put on the wigs, sat down on our set, and gave Dolly her flowers the H2H way.

She was the original "I'm sweet but don't try me." She was glamorous, grounded, generous, and 100% herself no matter what room she walked into. That's the energy we're chasing.

Rest in love, Dolly. You were one of a kind. 🌸

#DollyParton #DollyTribute #DollyForever #H2HPodcast #Ho2Housewife #RIPDolly #IconForever #RealWomen

Welcome to Ho to Housewife — the podcast where two women, a tequila gun, and one very unfiltered Side Piece figure out life together. No script. No filter. 

In our very first episode we get into ALL of it:

🌹 Dating in 2026 — Lauren gets on Tinder at 42 and wakes up to six unsolicited pics. Caroline breaks down which apps are actually worth your time (hint: Facebook Dating is it, sis).

📐 The Triangle — Rich. Hot. Loyal. You can only pick two. Where does Side Piece land? Comment your verdict below.

💔 Keeping your head high after heartbreak — Caroline gets real about her divorce, getting cheated on, moving out on a Monday, filing on a Tuesday, and why the woman who acts out always loses. This one hit different.

🏥 Turkey tits vs. American prices — $3,500 all-inclusive in Turkey vs. $30,000 in the States. We did the math. We're booking flights.

💉 Plastic surgery, self-investment & why a woman who feels good about herself is better at everything — no shame, all facts.

🔫 And Side Piece shoots tequila at our faces with a water gun because that's just how we do this

Welcome to H2H: Ho 2 Housewife,  the podcast where Lauren and Caroline bring you real talk, real receipts, and zero filter. Plus their Devil's Advocate, SIDEPIECE, who's not here to take sides. He's just here to tell the truth.

Bold. Funny. Unfiltered. And figuring it all out along the way.

New episodes dropping August 28th.
Subscribe now so you don't miss Episode 1.

Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube & wherever you get your podcasts.

They went from Ho to Housewife or maybe Housewife to Ho? Well they're not keeping it a secret. 

H2H: Ho 2 Housewife — The Podcast drops August 28th on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts.

Hosted by Lauren & Caroline, with their mystery co-host... SIDEPIECE. 

No filters. No judgment. Just real women, real receipts, and real talk about the messy, beautiful, chaotic journey from your "ho era" to wherever life actually takes you.

Topics on the table: relationships, exes, mom guilt, dating red flags, hot takes, and everything your group chat has been saying for years finally on mic.

🎙 New episodes every week starting August 28.

📍 Subscribe so you don't miss the premiere ⬇️


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