The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.

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The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!

On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role.

Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out. 

Off topic topics include Boston racism, lion hearts, nose candy and Florida energy!

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As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations.

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To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam!

This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, and two very odd choices: dull and monotone Larry Bird alongside Bill Murray and having the guy who voices Homer Simpson in a live action cartoon movie without actually doing any voice work. 

Also, the boys discuss the fetishization of Lola Bunny and how this movie sparked a generation of furries, MJ’s modest suburban home being a total sham, and the irony of how this movie is centered around gambling.

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Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien! 

The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xenormorph being the Rudy of space, blow job trauma, and butt bursters...

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t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.

Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?! 

All that and actual movie discussions!

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It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! 

Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed opportunity to turn the destruction of the Death Star into their Pearl Harbor, and those horrific added CGI scenes. Don’t worry; the gang has a lot to say about Han firing first as well as that awful super imposed Jabba scene. 

To top it off, Tim can’t seem to remember a single character’s name in this movie. 

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Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up!

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The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! 

We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weird man eating catfish monsters, and a confused and clumsy Kurt Russell doing an intentionally bad John Wayne impression whist bringing a knife to a gun fight on multiple occasions. 

This movie is an analogy for a mushroom trip where you are peaking by the start of the 3rd act, so have some extra fluids ready because it’s about to get weird. 

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