Brent Parris, the Hollywood Hick, returns to regale and opine for your ear pleasure! It's a tough week for airlines, y'all. United Airlines done messed it up by dragging that man off their plane, and American had a near brawl after a flight attendant hit a woman with a stroller. A Tennessee teacher accused of kidnapping a 15 year-old student was arrestorated at a "clothing optional" resort in California.  Aaron Hernandez done went and killed hisself in jail.  Don't be jealous, beeotches, cuz a Hick is off to see Lisa Lisa, Bell Biv DeVoe, Poison and more at Long Beach Freestyle Festival.

Welcome to this "HAHAHA! TrumpCare took a nose-dive y'all" edition of The Hollywood Hick! Seven and a half years those mothertruckers had to figure out something better than Obamacare and they came up with the sh@#tiest plan, ever!

An Oklahoma Republican state rep faces felony child prostitution charges after cops found him with 17-year-old boy in a motel.

Taraji P. Henson and Nia Long were allegedly at each other's throats during the filming of Empire, after Henson jokingly asked Nia Long if she was on her period after she went nuts on a fellow cast member.

A couple of teenage girls done got barred from boarding a United Airlines flight because they were wearing leggings, and "did not meet a dress code for special pass travelers."

And lots more to make us all feel better about ourselves!

Check out this episode of The Hollywood Hick, y'all mothertruckers! President Punkinhead Fart Puss With A Dead Mangy Fox On His Head done falsely accused President Obama of wiretapping his ass. People are just straight-up, stone cold stupid. "You're in Trump country, now!" yelled an ugly redneck as he bashed a gay couple in fricking Key West, Florida. The Hick has erased Uber off of his phone because its CEO is a b*&$h a$# b%@&h. Actor Danny Masterson is reportedly being investigated for rape against fellow Scientologists, who claim the "church" suppressed their charges. Some boy bander took down an obnoxious paparazzi. Casey Anthony is still talking to the press for some damn reason. Chris Brown got slapped with a restraining order. And lots more hilarity!

Hey, y'all mothertruckers! Check out the latest from show business, gossip, and the news as Brent Parris, The Hollywood Hick regales and opines from his Florida room near Hollywood & Vine.

Listen and laugh as Brent Parris, The Hollywood Hick, opines and regales with all the latest from showbiz and the news!

Punking-head-fart-puss-with-a-dead-mangy-fox-on-his-head (Trump) has been the Prez for three weeks, y'all, and already it's a sh&# show.

Ivanka's crappy clothes have stopped being sold at Nordstrom and even K-Mart.

Moby, remember him? Claiming to have intel, the musician/DJ says that Trump's Russian peepee allegations are true.

Thar R&B singer Jason Derulo was an a-hole on an airplane.

A Hick is excited as sh@# because they done gone and given Tiffany "New York" Pollard her own show again.

Katy Perry is gonna have to check herself for dissing Britney Spears at the Grammys.

And more!

On this shiny-ass new episode of the Hollywood Hick, the Hick barely avoided black-out-rage as reviewed the latest headlines and news from La La Land. Lady Gaga's performance in the Superbowl halftime show was previewed. The Hick praised the latest "The Witcher" video game calling it the teats because killing monsters is fun. The orange pumpkin is not a good fit for POTUS due to temperament issues, according to radio and television personality Howard Stern. Evil Kellyanne Conway was crapped upon by the Hick for lying about a mass shooting that never ever happened. RWNJ puke Milo Yiannopoulos awoken the Hick's inner Hell-no. Finally, Margot Robbie's upcoming performance as the defamed ice skater Tonya Harding.

Listen to this gem from The Hollywood Hick, y'all mothertruckers! Fri 01/28/17

Punkin Head Fart Puss is lying about how big his inauguration was. Dumbass Republicans hate Obamacare but love the ACA. Mischa Barton done got hospitalized for mental health evaluation after screaming in her backyard that her mama is a witch and the end of the world. A dumbass rapper got arrestorated for parking in a handicapped spot, and then they found a gun and weed in his car. Another rapper, Chief Keef, beat the hell outta and robbed a former producer. And another story to make us all feel better about ourselves because we're not this dumbass! Listen to the latest episodes of The Hollywood Hick streaming three times a day (7a, 7p, Midnight PT) on the CrabDiving Network!

A Hick didn't listen to that punkinhead Fart Puss when he got inaugurated, but from the looks of it, there were lots more people at Obama's. Plus there looks to be a shit-ton more at the Women's March. What was up with Kellyanne Mothertruckin Conway and that fricking inauguration outfit? Scott Baio wants Hollywood to stop whining about Fart Puss. Nazi puke Richard Spencer done got punched right upside his head while talking to a reporter on camera. Now Gwyneth Paltrow is stuffing jade eggs up inside her cooter, and OBGYNs are hollering "no!" A new Disney doll for Belle actually looks like Bieber. Homo-hating Tony Perkins had his own home flooded and destroyed by an act "of God". Plus a story or two to make us all feel better about ourselves.

Aaaaahahahahaha MotherTruckers… Punkin head, the fool who is fixin to be pres-a-mothertruckin-dent, done went and got caught up in a Russian hooker pee-pee scandal… and the simple fact it is plausible brings a Hick a level of joy only surpassed…Read more →

AHHHHHH hahahaha MotherTruckers! Mariah done went and looked a straight up fool on NYE… I said before and I’ll say it again… she ain’t got in no more… over Mothertruckin rated… but who’s fault is it really (lookin at you Mariah…)

Girl also needs to reconsider this so called manager of hers cause I don’t think she doin bitch any favors.

Her ex, Tommy Mottola, however, is the only one makin any sense… Mmmkay!

Guess who got his little itty bitty Twitter fingers in a tizzy? Couldn’t be our prez-elect Punkin Head could it?

Please please please MotherTruckers let this fight between Soulja Boy and Fist Brown go down… A Hick might be team Soulja on this one…

Exciting news MotherTruckers… Margot Robbie is gonna play Tonya Harding in a movie… my homo gene just went on tilt!

And a quick feel better story to bright you bitch ass day…