Hollywood Week

Ladies & Gentlemen, if there are 3 things we’re good at…it’s over promising, under delivering, and singing/dancing our way through the roller coaster of life! That’s why we guarantee this episode is one of our best yet…

“In the Heights” has a lot of positive buzz, but does the Lin Manuel Miranda musical get our Golden Buzzer, or does it get our Randy Jackson “It’s Gonna Be a No From Me Dogg”???? Only one way to find out! We also dive into the premiere episode of “Loki” and discuss our hype and our concerns.

With E3 (the biggest gaming event of the year) upon us, we are also pitching our idea for a live action “Super Mario” movie…cast, director, plot…this goes off the rails quickly.

Episode 22! LET’S GO!

Ladies & Gentlemen, the moment has arrived. Thousands & thousands of our listeners (slight exaggeration) have been patiently waiting for Season 2, and the wait…is….over!

We are back with brand new episodes each and every Tuesday, where we’ll dive into all the week’s news, reviews, trailers, and listener questions while trying to pretend that we know what we’re talking about!

On this Season 2 premiere episode, we’re reviewing all the big movies that are trying to save the theaters! “A Quiet Place: Pt 2”…”Cruella”…”The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”…and much more.  We also discuss the best and worst season 2’s in television history, get prepared for the debut of “Loki”, and talk about our hopes and fears for the future of movie theaters.

Thank you for your patience! It was a long road to get here, but Hollywood is back and so is this podcast! Let’s go!

Ladies & Gentlemen!! If you are looking for discussions on nationalism vs globalism, race relations in America, and former brainwashed super soldiers coming to terms with mass murder...have we got an episode for you! 

“The Falcon and the Winter Soldier” is the second foray into the television world for the MCU, and we have a lot of thoughts. Does this show live up to the high bar set by “WandaVision”? Does Marvel know how to handle real world politics? Did fake Captain America legit decapitate a man with his shield??? 

Let’s put on the wing suit and tighten up the robotic arm, because we’re “on your left” and ready to discuss.

Ladies & Gentlemen, it's time to review and discuss one of the most buzzed about shows in a long time! No, we're not talking about "Law & Order: SVU"...we're talking about "WandaVision"!

Does the MCU's first foray into the world of television deliver??  We have a lot of thoughts on a lot of things...everything from Scarlet Witch to White Vision, Agatha All Along to Ralph Bohner...let's create some chaos magic and dive into the world of (cue theme music)..."WANDAVISION"!

...Please Stand By...

Ladies & Gentlemen, 2021 is going great so far! Zero problems! All positivity! Absolutely no earth shattering issues that are keeping us awake at night...it's a beautiful thing...

2020 on the other hand, wow...what a disaster! On this very special episode, we are looking back at last year and counting down our TOP TEN FILMS, in addition to giving out the incredibly prestigious, highly coveted "Hollywood Week Awards"...best action sequence? Saddest moment?? Biggest disappointment??  In addition to all of that, we're taking a look at some of the biggest and best television the year had to offer, and dropping our overall MVP's (we promise no awards for Florence Pugh or Timothee Chalamet)...

There will be laughter, there will be tears, and there will be...blood?? Thanks for all the love and support! We hope this new year is a step in the right direction...STAY POSITIVE AND STAY FOCUSED ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER!!

Ladies & Gentlemen, 2020 was a long and terrifying nightmare, but it's time to wake up! It's 2021, we're all walking around with $600 whole dollars in our pockets, and Hollywood is ready to make a comeback...

On this very special episode, we're looking at the year ahead and counting down our TOP TEN MOST ANTICIPATED FILMS OF THE YEAR!! How much anime made it onto Kasen's list? How much love for Marvel Studios is TOO much love? Does Tom Holland show up in every single movie on our lists?? Let's cross our fingers that the theaters open up and every single one of these selections make it to the big screen! 

GET READY...NEW YEAR...NEW HYPE TRAIN...SAME ABOVE AVERAGE BANTER...

Ladies & Gentlemen! We hope you all had a fantastic Christmas filled with family, friends, and excessive amounts of hydroxychloroquine!

Christmas Day brought us not one...but TWO highly anticipated movies that we didn't even have to leave the couch to check out..."Wonder Woman 1984" & "Soul"!! Let's dive in for a lively review/discussion and find out which one of these was NOT good, and which one of these was VERY good...

Ladies & Gentlemen, it's CHRISTMAS TIME!! This is our favorite time of year...a time for family, friends, presents, Covid vaccines, love, joy, the Wet Bandits trying to murder a small child, and Professor Snape leading a group of German terrorists into the Nakatomi building...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

On this very special and very festive episode of THE BREAKDOWN, we are diving into not one...but TWO holiday classics..."Home Alone" & "Die Hard"...both feature stunning bravery and brutal violence, rocky relationships and incompetent law enforcement, and arguably the most memorable villains in Christmas movie history (apologies to Martin Short in "Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause")

Despite the fact that 2020 has been uglier than Buzz's girlfriend (woof), we want to wish all our listeners a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year! KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMALS!!

Ladies & Gentlemen, Halloween is almost here! This means candy…this means costumes…this means Michael Myers, one of the most iconic and terrifying villains in film history! We are grabbing the butcher’s knife and dedicating this episode of THE BREAKDOWN to the deeply unsettling…the original (and best)…the 1978 horror classic “Halloween”.

Does this movie deserve it’s top tier status in the world of horror films? Does Kasen have hot takes that are so hot we might be forced to shut down the show indefinitely? Does Dr. Loomis spend half this movie standing outside Michael’s old house, hiding in the bushes??? It’s time to find out! You can’t kill the boogeyman, and you can’t have Halloween without “Halloween”…LET’S GO!

Ladies & Gentlemen…imagine watching 9 hours of inescapable dread and terror…watching characters walk the tight rope between the living and the dead…watching forbidden romance and off the charts sexual tension…that’s exactly how I felt after the first Presidential Debate, and I hope those of you that experienced it are doing ok and have recovered.

 As far as this episode, we are reviewing one of the most anticipated new series of the year! After conquering the horrors of Hill House, it’s time to dive into the spiritual (no pun intended) successor… “The Haunting of Bly Manor”. Does this show deliver in the way that so many of us were hoping? Is it scary? Is it powerful? Is it perfectly splendid? Let’s put on our brave faces and find out!

 The scares! The romance! The emotion!

THE REVIEW