Holt & Wallt

"Make haste you lurch—Episode 4 is upon us!" the dear listener screamed at the other passengers as they sat on the bus/train/car/plane eagerly watching the Holt and Wallt website load: '...The Sound of Metal... Master and Ulrich... Hairdressers... and Stamps of Approval... WARNING: features the return of 'One Truth, Two Lies - Holt edition'... Can you spot the snake in the grass or will Holt's charming lies slip past your defences?'

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Riddle me this: who is Nuclear Jonny and why have they agreed to sponsor us, why-oh-why is the new Justice League called the 'Snyder CUT!' when it's 4 hours long, and who is the Regalest Riddle Ruler to rule them all? Is it Wallt with his vast off-the-cuff knowledge of classic riddles, or is it Holt with his off-the-wall: Bell Rings. Man Dies. Bell Rings. Listen and decide...and tell us who won!

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There's no holding back (or holding in) as we share our deepest darkest secrets. The Number 2, Frank Herbert's Dune series, Lord of the Rings and psychedelic mushrooms: our devastatingly embarrassing tenth episode smashes through the Double Digit Episode Milestone! Infectious laughter, trigger warnings and 2 new jingles - you will never see us the same way again!

Feast your ears on the latest menu: Over-cooked penguin, cracker jokes with a side sprinkling of off-the-cuff jingles, all dripping in a classic home-made sauce made from organic rambling and BRAND NEW SEASONing. COVID Lockdown Special Offer: Taste our dish, if you don't like it, we'll give you your money back!

Curly hair, sour-dough sandwiches, cheat-codes and dead-legs from sitting on the toilet for far too long. How could we not invite you to our Christmas Calamity?

Let us drag you, painfully, through our childhood memories of video-games involving kids crying about Pokémon and unbeatable 90's graphics.

One of us even gets some fan mail—tune into the eighth episode to find out who! (PS doesn't eighth look like it's spelled wrong?)

Introducing the first ever Hollt and Wallt Halloween Special! Take a deep dive into true horror: the incoherent ramblings of two idiots who can't stick to a topic. Warning: may contain first dates horrors, drunken exam terror, immortality and a morbidly long list of horror movie recommendations. The question stands: Have you seen more than us?

The sexual sixth episode featuring cult indoctrination and a new ice cream recipe. Tune it to idiocy for lengthy dream analysis, movies reviews, people who weigh half a tonne, board games and other nonsensical delight.

At long last the phenomenal fifth episode featuring the world's best Australian accents and some serious musical talent. We talk about addictions - Wallt's compulsion with watching moving images and Holt's rekindled obsession with Healthy Boy. But what on earth is Healthy Boy?

The long awaited fantastic fourth episode which features frequent rambling and the bromantic story of how we first met. Tune in to hear our controversial thoughts on grilled cheese, outstanding board-game ideas and awful Disney movies plus a chance to find out which one of us never considered toast an essential sandwich ingredient.

The thrilling third episode which features terrible eating habits, video games, woodworking and lots of laughter. We give you a list of Corona Crisis approved movies and one which is a guaranteed train wreck.