this hole is made for diggin’, and that’s just what i’ll do, one-a these days this hole is gonna fill right up with poo

oh, you can’t scare me! i’m sticking to the union!

my neck, my back, bush did warcrimes in iraq. my neck, my back, we read a little ross douthat

i hate movies, i think. maybe it’s just the ones about video games

i’m going to put the honey in my butt

oil!

shrek and frankenstein are both green: ipso facto, they are both movie monsters. this is what we call “simple math”

Sea People: They stink!

i am not italian. Thank God

A very special episode, featuring guest @Ebeggin1 (on twitter), for an episode about the tallest among us.