Homer's claim of an alien sighting (after 10 beers) brings town-wide disdain -- and FBI agents Scully and Mulder to investigate.

At the chili cook-off, Chief Wiggum's imported chili peppers send Homer on a hallucinatory spiritual journey that makes him question whether Marge is his soulmate.

After a hurricane destroys the Flanders' house, the citizenry

Lisa develops a crush on Nelson the bully, but his friends resent him having a girlfriend. Can she get him to change his ways?

After divorcing, Milhouse's mum gets together with a Gladiator, and his dad self-produces an album. Worried that Marge might divorce him, Homer decides to do it first.

While Marge and Lisa are away cleaning up and oil spill, Bart becomes the right-hand man for the owner of a burlesque house.

When Mr Burns' long-lost illegitimate son Larry turns up, Mr Burns rejects him because he thinks he's a bit of an idiot. However, Larry concocts a money-making scam with Homer.