Your signature can reveal so much about your personality. Practice a signature that presents your inner tiger. Comparing handwriting on dating sites. The power of handwritten love poems. The dangers of faked cheques and suicide notes. Girls be careful if you tattoo in “courgette” script on your back.

They say the best things in life are free. What about the birds and bees? Random acts of kindness. Where there’s a queue there’s something for free. The joys of ill-gotten gains and giving stuff away.

Don’t be a busy fool or a useless dreamer. Practical advice on getting by on low energy solutions, Daniel’s failed application to be the laziest ever Governor of The Bank of England. Edison’s take on genius. The dangers of intervention when doing nothing is usually best.

Are you in touch with your feminine side. Do you cry at the movies? Are women really any nicer than men? Are women a civilising influence? So many questions, so few answers. Nik Kershaw’s “Billy” makes a brave attempt.

An exploration of how the seductively incomplete lost treasure map meets the fantasy picnic (in Sarah’s case from Aldi). Food anxiety and oral greed explained through Hansel and Gretel. Life is no picnic and no picnic will ever be the same.

Coping with working at home, kitchen congestion and dangers of the fridge. Reinventing yourself and taking no nonsense for your “ta daa” dramatic return to the office.

Over-catered. Over-ordered. Doggy bags. Take away hell. Don’t make a meal of it. “Too Good To Go” deals. Sarah confuses legovers with leftovers and takes a deep dumpster dive for bread.

Famous tag lines for adverts put under the microscope to identify the clever tricks of the most persuasive. Daniel gets ripped off buying shoes. Lock up your Rolos.

Crying over spilt milk, cry baby, crocodile tears and turning on the waterworks. Should we suspect or trust tears? Biology of why we laugh and cry. How to respond to hurt and anger and when not to use rational debate in the face of emotion. Sarah makes her annual joke.