Kevin & Chris hop in their booze-soaked time machine to cover Sorority Row (2009). The 'mos discuss a wacky killer reveal (and their alternate dream killer), the trials and tribulations of sisterhood, Carrie Fisher with a shotgun, camp jokes as written by straights, and more. Bonus topics include worthwhile horror films from the 2000s (AKA the Remakes 'R' Us era), ghosts with killer websites, and twinky final boys who deserve more love. Trust, respect, honor, secrecy & solidarity.