In the last episode of the Halloween series, they each bring out the final character of their many personalities as they explain some never before heard updates of the Gaby Petito / Brian Laundry case. Also, some short horror stories that’ll leave all your panties in a bunch.

The third Honestly Delusional Halloween special kicks off with a “Ara Ara” as these two come at you with more spooky stories, kinky fetishes, and just generally weird sh*t. Paula the mermaid/alien/whatever you interpret it as shares with you a creepy NYC story, while Lisa-chan aka Erik continues his quest to discover what kind of woman he should become. Sit back and enjoy this cluster of weirdness and frightening tales.

In this episode our identical twin hosts put on their investigator hats and use that bond that is only available to twins to get into the nitty-gritty as to how sus that phone pass was. Also it’s their birthdays! Try and guess which one ripped the taint coming out…

As though it weren’t already obvious enough, their deepest toxic personalities finally bubble up to the surface in this episode. Erik is the leader of the KKK (Karen Kortrol Korporation) and Paula the spiritual bypassing ditz. They compete in their first scary showdown of the season!

Today they discuss the Netflix series Squid Game. If you haven’t watched it, pause what you’re doing, watch and comeback because they’re about to spoil the entire series. Paula shares her experience at her first festival post “panorama” world and Erik finally comes into his big boy form…

Paula, using her co-host as an example, once again shows us all how women are just generally better than men. Erik gets vulnerable about a recent life-changing event, and they both discuss the recent unsolved murder of Gaby Petito.

Much like the highly controversial research that is currently being talked about in media (cough, cough) - Paula’s hiatus was done in secrecy but also in plain sight to those with a keen eye. Tune in this week to catch up on what her and Erik have been up to since joining the Illuminati.

We interrupt out normally scheduled programming to bring you a replay of some moments we would like to share with you again. Hear terrifying real life stories, some dating fails, and tons of graphic humor. We’ll be back next week with loads of vigor and a new found pep in our step. Enjoy, dearies.

Is the babysitter banging the father? What happened with Erik’s knock-off brand flashlight? Does Paula find the clitoris? All these questions answered and much much more in today’s totally random episode. The answers will shock you!

In today’s episode they discuss two mini Vice documentaries: Sperm Donor and Learning to Live With Voices in Your Head. They debate if donating sperm is a selfish or charitable cause, and if you really can live with schizophrenia, medicine free…