Honestly Smartless

By Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men be

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The podcast currently has 417 episodes available.

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August 31, 2026 Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos
PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip.
Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and became the belle of every bar.
Chelsea discovered a $20 bimbo hypnosis app at 2AM and nearly crossed over. (check out WhisperStories.com)
Good Good Golf thought body-checking a woman was great marketing. Is domestic violence ever funny?
Someone asked if Christ could be the third in their threesome. And no, they have not hooked up.
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54min
August 24, 2026 Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of someone's kids, and gets her legs aggressively complimented by a husband-wife team on a staircase.
Who has been watching Disney princess porn? And they also look up what cocaine feels like.
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37min
August 19, 2026 How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash.
Lindsay's Instagram algorithm is puppies and makeup. Chelsea's is full of girls making out and sex product ads.
Chelsea posted her first foot photo at 2 AM with full production, lighting, lotion, angles.
Lindsay is grieving physically, therapy wipes her out every Monday, and she wants to start dating like an Amish person: once a week, 9AM to 4PM only, no acknowledging each other's families until formally introduced.
Chelsea took the wrong medication combination for a week and was "real real bad."
The restaurant stopped scheduling Chelsea. The podcast is taking over. They're writing a book about how to get divorced with your best friend and they are not kidding.
August better show up because July was huge.
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27min
August 10, 2026 Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've made yet (Tampa people, what is wrong with you??), the most dangerous left turn known to man, and a very important reminder that anger is an emotion and we're allowed to have it.
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48min
August 03, 2026 How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
How to break up in 5 minutes:
1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago
2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.
3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husband not knowing he will listen to it.
4. Take a 5 minute walk in the park with your husband - guess how it goes from there.
Lindsay is feeling every emotion simultaneously, cried on the treadmill, and is figuring out laundry for the first time.
Chelsea made the same bed ten times for a NASA sheets campaign and she wants to borrow the rubber ducky vibrator, but that seems wrong.
And nobody in the Barbie Dream House is making dinner and everyone's thriving.
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39min
July 28, 2026 Nip Slips and Psychics
A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence.
Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains 2,500 followers. Chelsea is embracing the UGC life, kinda. The Cyber house has a nature trail and no TV. Everyone's snowglobe is shaken up.
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46min
July 20, 2026 My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Lindsay showed up with Chipotle, quietly packed her Nespresso machine into her purse, ate half his burrito while he was in the bathroom, and left.
Meanwhile Cyber went quiet for three days and Chelsea and Lindsay confirmed the weird energy was real and they talked it out.
Plus: living together quirks, the world's greatest closet, Chelsea doing laundry every three days whether you want her to or not, and what it actually feels like to be alone for the first time in your life.
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39min
July 13, 2026 [REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.

Chapters

02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?
22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog
23:44 We need more hobbies
24:55 Chicken Tendies
26:57 Financial Irresponsibility
28:47 Recycling is a Scam
32:46 Who cares about body count?
34:49 Lifestyle Contracts
38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling
43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a woman
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Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
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46min
July 07, 2026 Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girls, one midlife crisis.
We're talking 2am doorbell rings, "sad and poor" era, delusional manifestation, and the exact moment we both decided to blow our whole lives up on purpose. I
Grab your ice cream and your emotional support bestie, because this one's a ride.

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Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
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35min
June 29, 2026 Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.

**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***
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IG: @honestlysmartless
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Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr
YouTube: Honestly Smartless
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48min

FAQs about Honestly Smartless:

How many episodes does Honestly Smartless have?

The podcast currently has 417 episodes available.