Honestly Smartless

By Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are Honestly Smartless. Sometimes smart. Always hilarious.

Unapologetically candid and constantly oversharing while being irreverent and fun

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The podcast currently has 397 episodes available.

Honestly Smartless episodes:

April 13, 2026 Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts.
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs.
Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI.
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April 09, 2026 The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.
Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on the menu at the Champions Dinner, and his bold prediction for this year's winner. Plus, the green jacket rules, payphones on the course, and why firm and fast is better than soft and sloppy.
Tune in Sunday at 3:30 PM on CBS.
The end.
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25min
April 06, 2026 First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date.
We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.
Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update.
00:00 First Date Wedgie
06:32 'Merica and Easter
14:44 Influencers on Meth and more
22:20 Family Matters
26:38 Everyone Dies
29:34 Childlessness by Choice
40:16 Be Confident, not Humble

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43min
March 30, 2026 Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.
Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common.
Tiger Woods' latest DUI, officially crowning him Black Jesus, and we wonder how many more lives this man actually has.
Plus: an Autistic murder documentary, a Laguna Beach reboot nobody asked for, and a very real conversation about grief, estranged family, and showing up to a funeral looking cute.
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00:00 — Trapped Under a Cuddle
02:18 — Sorry I Exist
05:38 — My Yoga Instructor Called Me Out and I Left a Review (Byeee)
08:35 — Shit-Talking Our Way Through Pickleball Season
10:35 — Ballet Is Back, Baby
14:56 — Piano Recitals and Stage Fright
20:13 — Stop Asking Us to Be Humble
23:20 — Tiger Woods Is Black Jesus
27:42 — Murder Docs, Laguna Beach & the Reality TV Power Hour
38:51 — Looking Cute at Funerals
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41min
March 23, 2026 Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it.
We talk about why Dakota is the villain nobody's holding accountable, why the internet keeps punishing the woman, and why ABC might actually be the most culpable party in this whole mess.
Also: Chelsea's roommate threatened to throw her off the balcony, Lindsay had a win at work, and we discuss the celibacy scale (it's not what you think).
Two dumb girls. Sometimes smart. Always hilarious.

****This episode touches on domestic violence in real life and in the headlines. If anything we said hit close to home, you're not alone.

National DV Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 | thehotline.org
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38min
March 16, 2026 Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all.
Red pill manosphere men are making money by degrading women who give them clout, so Lindsay and Chelsea defend Only Fans, because they are real people too.
And bachelorette t-shirt nightmares and becoming professional fun -time - finders.

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Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
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50min
March 09, 2026 474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.
Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying.
Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his wife wants to f--- him, and a Netflix show is making light of men in power taking advantage of young women.
New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. Support the show — link in show notes.

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IG: @honestlysmartless
TikTok: @honestlysmartless
Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr
YouTube: Honestly Smartless
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47min
March 02, 2026 The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts.
He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday.
Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsay thinks it's just bad Botox. We nearly didn't make it through this episode together.
Plus: Freebird as a song of choice during private times, the Call Her Daddy breakdown and why Sophia Franklin deserves better, the Tampa airport pajama ban which we fully support, and the Chelsea Misery Tour with stops including "where I gave my boyfriend handies in the car."
You're welcome.
New episodes every week. Follow @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.
Support the show for $10/month — link in show notes.
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IG: @honestlysmartless
TikTok: @honestlysmartless
Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr
YouTube: Honestly Smartless
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1h 5min
February 23, 2026 Ellen and Edibles
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.
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IG: @honestlysmartless
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Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr
YouTube: Honestly Smartless
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42min
February 16, 2026 Salmon Jizz
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.
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honestlysmartless.com
IG: @honestlysmartless
TikTok: @honestlysmartless
Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano
Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr
YouTube: Honestly Smartless
...more
47min

FAQs about Honestly Smartless:

How many episodes does Honestly Smartless have?

The podcast currently has 397 episodes available.