Honestly Smartless

By Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr

Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men be

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June 30, 2025 Pickleball Porn
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.
Chapters

00:35 Orca Sensual Massage
01:54 $400 Swimsuit
03:52 Pickleball Smut
07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers
10:30 The R Word is Back
16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments
18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real
21:25 Skinny Ozempic Talk
23:39 Living in Danger on Purpose
25:34 Reality TV Recap
27:29 Chelsea's Pupdate
28:13 RIP Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom
31:27 Jerking off to the Titanic Submersible

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37min
June 23, 2025 Depression Core
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.

01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car
01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist
07:08 Opera is for classy ladies
11:49 Alix Earle and Influencer Social Responsibility
16:15 Trying to get Chelsea a date
21:34 We are getting a joint checking account
somewhere in between: Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife, Meghan Markle - stay away from the SA friends and be on our show, and Alex Cooper is more scripted than we thought
32:14 Honestly Smartless Prayer

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34min
June 16, 2025 Lesbian Lovers
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!

Chapters

00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused
02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra
05:09 Talking Dogs
08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler
10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini
14:08 Vacation Sex
16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life
22:14 Chelsea has no Sex Game
25:06 Delulu Dating
25:31 Iraq Inspo
25:31 Lesbian Lovers
36:35 OF Journey

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43min
June 09, 2025 The Art of Being Hot
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.
Chapters
00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us)
02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage
05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies
08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos & Regret in Heels
10:55 – What We’re Watching While Avoiding Life
13:20 – Celebs and Trash Talk
15:39 – Meds & Mayhem
18:20 – Reality TV Made Us Do It
20:54 – Consent, Ghosting & Dating in 2025
23:14 – Travel Trauma & Dancing Questionably
25:10 – Flirting, Fails & Delusional Confidence
26:59 – Wrap-Up & Future Bad Decisions

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37min
June 02, 2025 Hot Autism Summer
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.

00:00 – Japanese fairy
01:09 – Night creams are a scam
04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong
08:39 – Unhinged dating stories
13:58 – Hot Autism Summer
20:51 – Chili's is back?
23:22 – AI ads know us too well
24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire
25:29 – Ozempic is the sh*t
28:19 – Weird social energy
34:56 – New projects
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42min
May 26, 2025 Ozempic Confessions
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.

Chapters
00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t
00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga
02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops
06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra
09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback
10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero
12:16 - WTF Sports Games
14:53 - Skinny Shot Secrets (Ozempic)
18:35 - Kim Gets Deep(ish)
19:54 - Hailey Bieber's PR Romance
22:27 - Belichick’s Side Quests
27:44 - Bougie Plantations Talk
32:13 - Chaos & Clout Chasing
33:13 - Matchmaking Mayhem
34:58 - Family Feels Incoming
37:21 - Insta Love & Lies
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39min
May 19, 2025 Great American Sperm Race
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity.

00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees
02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora
05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t
07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks
10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now?
12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: Diddy, Kim Kardashian, and Lauren Sanchez
25:09 – Blake Lively + Taylor Swift: BFFs or GFs?
26:52 – WitchTok and Etsy Spells
28:47 – Workplace Drama
31:01 – Going Viral: TikTok Fame & Regret in Real Time
32:00 – Dating Age Gaps: Sugar Daddies, Zaddies & “He’s Just Mature”
33:05 – Weird Hobbies & Unexpected Turn-Ons
36:50 – Throwing Our Clothes in the Trash
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43min
May 12, 2025 Promising Young Women Love Smut
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment.
Plus: gross food opinions, Mother’s Day emotions, and how language around sexual violence is shifting.

Timestamps:
00:00 Intro: Cuddly Critters & Viral Pet Friendships
03:04 Shopping Habits & Identity
06:02 Weird Food Preferences & Texture Talk
08:56 Dating Drama & Cringey Customer Stories
11:53 Fashion Trends & Social Norms
14:59 The Rise of AI in Adult Entertainment
17:51 Inclusive Smut & Modern Romance Novels
21:05 Promising Young Woman Breakdown
31:57 Gender Bias in the Legal System
35:05 Revenge Plots & Consequences
38:43 Language, Consent & Rape Culture
41:30 Trust Issues & Societal Shifts
44:51 Justice from the Victim’s POV
46:45 Media Representation & Cultural Impact
51:38 Life Lessons & Personal Stories
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53min
May 05, 2025 Betting on the Pope
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.

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1h 4min
April 28, 2025 Blow Me Away
John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.
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47min

FAQs about Honestly Smartless:

How many episodes does Honestly Smartless have?

The podcast currently has 405 episodes available.